Dream a Little Dream

prettylittledaleks

Omggggg

shoutout to any girl who has ever given me the ponytail from her wrist when I popped, lost, or forgot mine. we need more people in the world like you ok you are the backbone of this nation

Again??

I live in the blue-ish purple area.  I want to be in the orange, red area!! 

Send help

Also forgot to add that no one said anything when 16 year old Hilary duff got together with 25 year old Joel Madden back in 2004.

Who had a Tumblr blog in 2004

Lmfaoooo

@ all yall fake activists where were you when henry VII married Catherine Howard in 1589

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

do you think obama had to ask for the wifi password the first time he went into the whitehouse

i feel like all joffrey needed was to get turned into a llama for a while

do you ever wonder what household object you would be turned into in a Beauty and the Beast type situation because I do

#the trash can

Chapstick probably

THIS IS HILARIOUS

I will notice that shit straight away and I will beat your ass

Since St. Valentine was also the patron saint of the plague, let’s celebrate this year’s Valentine’s Day by VACCINATING YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN