by @ferociousroll ✨💗

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Billy: Okay let’s hear it

Eleven: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?

Billy: …

Eleven: …

Billy: …

Eleven: …

Billy: Okay, is it a d—

*One Shot*

Steve’s father isn’t anyone’s favorite person, least of all Billy.

So when he makes a snide comment about how his son is spending too much time with trailer trash riffraff, Billy is quick to retort just exactly what kind of salacious activities he and Steve get up to when they’re alone.

This prompts Steve to quickly force Billy out the door and drag him to the car before Mr Harrington can catch up to either of them.

no, jason did not have a fun patrol, and no he will not stop ranting about it, and yes he does want some comfort cookies, shut up!

sure, they knew their son was good— but it was just simply the rules and well, they didn’t want him to have his hopes up when such a thing hadn’t happened in a hundred years. and they assured him profusely that he would do amazing at try outs in second year.

so imagine their surprise, when their smug eleven year old writes them that he has now the new gryffindor seeker.

james “it’s my quidditch genes” black-potter is thrilled.

Billy: We're not even dating?

Max: *sigh*

Max: SO, when the two of you get married, how likely do you think it is for you to change your last name to Harrington?

Billy: Even Steve doesn't like to use Harington name. Why would I?

Max: *prolonged sigh*

Max: Yes, but have you considered how much it will annoy Neil?

Billy:

I've been told to get you off my mind, but I hope I never lose the bruises that you left behind ✨