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I need creativity rn
Same.
I’m a writer, so…
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Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
I need creativity rn
Same.
I’m a writer, so…

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Riverdale Characters as Brooklyn Nine Nine GIFS:
Archie Andrews:
Veronica Lodge:
Jughead Jones:
Betty Cooper:
Cheryl Blossom:
Toni Topaz:
Sweet Pea:
Josie McCoy:
Reggie Mantle:
Fred Andrews:
I'm back. And I have all the Sparia feels.
Uber A: What's in a Name?
Marlene may have said too much.
Or, how I may have accidentally solved Pretty Little Liars' big mystery.
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This is amazing and I am so down for this ending.
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Everybody should read this theory. Immediately. Very well researched and it would really tie in a lot of the plot twists.
Ooh, yeah ok, this one!
PLL Dads
Hanna’s dad will only pay for one daughter’s college and cheated.
Aria’s dad paid blackmail to a teenager and asked his daughter to lie about him cheating.
Spencer’s dad cheated and had a son with another woman.Â
Emily landed the only good dad who scaled a damn building to save her. The other dads would’ve been like “I don’t know, that’s really high up.”

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Genderqueer Hunger Games headcanon
After her dad dies, Katniss takes on a male identity so she can work in the mine and provide for her family. Katniss likes the male identity and enjoys male priveledge and female attention. Katniss and Gale are bros and he helps Katniss in some sticky situations when the Capitol guards are gender policing.
Katniss gets selected as the male tribute for District 12 and Peeta is a cis girl, and selected as the female tribute. As they prep for the games, Haymitch is like oh Jesus wtf am I supposed to do with this situation, but Effie and Cinna and the prep teams are used to a lot of gender fuckery in the Capitol, they are like, whatever, its fine if the male tribute has a vagina, that has nothing to do with anything anyway, it’s about the pageantry of the thing and Katniss looks fly. Peeta is totally into sexy, masc, mysterious Katniss. And they go into the arena and Peeta and Katniss fall in love, and the rest of it can go in the same from there, with the added complication/advantage of Katniss deciding who to discuss their gender identity with and how that affects or demonstrates alliances in the games. Maybe Rue is a tiny trans girl.
I see Katniss’ identity in this as genderqueer with a butchy presentation. Katniss’ preferred pronouns are they/their.
Um, is that Red Coat behind Reese Witherspoon at the Oscars?
Everybody gay and everybody A
My boyfriend when he explains Pretty Little Liars (via ashleyinwondrland)
Aria is disconcerted by how turned on she's getting.
i’m swooning
Or maybe it means that a lot of lesbians are living the dream. Keep that in mind when chicks don't text you back.

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I do not know what is going on at this bar. Some dude just asked for a girls name and she said which name? Then proceeded to tell him it depends, Alison, Alicia (two pronounciations) and Ayanna are all names she is known by. I am blogging to avoid everyone's gaze
Woah. So this week some friends asked me if I wanted an extra ticket to a concert. I said yes, great. They emailed to share the plans and introduce me to the other person who was going. He immediately asked for my number. I figured it was to settle up the money for the ticket or just in case for logistics of meeting up, so I gave it to him. I mean we have mutual friends right? He immediately called me five times in a row. I found that really odd and didn’t answer.
I got in touch with my friend what is up with this dude? He knows this isn’t like a date right? They said oh no, he knows he’s just going through a rough break up, he’s been a little lonely lately, you can ignore him. I’m like ok, guy’s just having a hard time. I try to be kind.
I tell the dude I’m not going to talk on the phone, make it clear I’m a boring lesbian with wife and kids. But I say if he wants to be friendly and get to know each other before we all hang out, we can chat on email. I mean hey we have mutual totally normal and respectable friends it should be ok, right? My friends even said, oh you guys would get along. But instead of being regular, the dude proceeds to send back a series of 8 one line emails that are so weird and make me uncomfortable. I don’t respond. I start to get worried about meeting this person IRL.Â
My friend calls later that day and says that he’s really sorry but this guy is not stable around women and I should not attend the concert with them. I’m like, gladly, he weirded me out, just get me my money back and we are cool.
But like wtf? I wonder what came to light or what this guy said about me to them.
And it was just like kind of scary because even without ever meeting or speaking to or knowing anything about this person, I felt really aggressed by him and I had to keep reminding myself that I did nothing wrong by trying to be friendly, whatever was going on in his life with his breakup did not mean I needed to feel harassed and I was well within normal social bounds to tell our mutual friends that I felt uncomfortable and I didn’t need to feel bad about that. It was just very ugh and scary.Â
Fic: Team Sparia (2/?)
More of Sparia’s kids (and Paily’s kid and Haleb’s kid!)
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"Good practice this morning," Coach Harris caught Ellis coming out of last period and slapped an encouraging hand on his shoulder. "Keep it up in the weight room though.You need a little more power to beat Trey out for a spot on the varsity team." Coach gave Ellis another pat on the shoulder and continued on toward the teachers lounge.
Ellis nodded at his coaches retreating form. His height was an advantage in swimming. But he hadn’t yet been able to put on much bulk. He was good for an underclassmen but not quite fast enough to beat out older, bigger competitors. And he wanted that varisty spot. His mom had promised him she’d take him to see the men’s singles matches at the US Open this summer if he could make varsity before sophomore year.
But right now there was something else he wanted even more than that varsity and world class tennis.
He navigated the crowds of kids streaming out of last period, found Holly at her locker sorting through books and binders.
"Hey." Ellis said. He got a nod from his sister, but she didn’t look up.
"So. Do me a favor?"
" Mayyybe…" Holly said, leafing through her chem folder, picking through lab notes.
"Let me walk Laura home alone today?" With Holly and Laura being such good friends, it was hard to actually ever talk to Laura without his sister around.
"Why? So you can stare at her and say nothing all the way? What kind of friend would I be to subject her to that?"
Ellis sighed. He loved his sister. But it was kind of a pain in the ass being related to one of the most sarcastic girls in school.
But then again he knew her weaknesses.
"C’mon. Do me this favor and I’ll do you one."
"Like what?"
"Like find a way to make sure you can sneak off with Ash for most of Saturday afternoon."
Holly flushed and Ellis knew he had hit his mark.
Still, she didn’t relinquish the upper hand easily .
"Why would I want to be alone with Ash?"
Ellis just stared at his sister, his left eyebrow raised. If she was gonna rat him out about Laura, he wasn’t going to let her off the hook about her very obvious Ashlyn Rivers situation.
"Ok, ok." She gave in after a minute of his unwavering gaze. "So maybe that’s a thing." Holly glanced around the crowded school hallway. "But it’s not a thing we’re talking about yet."
"I don’t know why you guys are sneaking around anyway." Ellis said, but he did lower his voice.Â
"Obviously moms don’t care if you’re into girls," Ellis continued. "Caleb and Hanna wouldn’t be mad at Ash for dating you either, our parents have been friends for like a thousand years. What’s the big secret?"
"We kinda just like it being just us for now. With out everyone asking a bunch of questions."
Ellis looked carefully at his sisters face, searching for evidence that she was telling the whole truth.
"You sure she isn’t pressuring you to stay in the closet?"
Ellis didnt think many people could pressure Holly into anything, but Ash was someone in an entirely different orbit. Ash was a sophomore, she had skipped a year in school and was powerful in a way that was different from being popular. She made things, sick looking custom laptops and clothes with integrated electronics. She sold them, at school, at other schools, online; she always had money, her own money. Even teachers paid her to fix their broken phones and stalled out e-cars. People knew she knew things, she could get things, she had ways of making things happen that very few people understood. And that shadowy image seemed important to Ash. Maybe she wasn’t ready to be seen dating someone like Holly, who loved to bask in the bright light of popularity.
"Aw. Baby bro cares."
Ellis was three minutes younger. He rolled his eyes.
"Come on, I’m serious."
Holly softened a little. “No, nothing like that. We are just…figuring stuff out. It’s not big announcement time. Same reason you didnt want to say you liked Laura yet.”
"I get that. Our moms are kind of…involved."
"Exactly. it’s just nice to have something they aren’t all over for once. You’ll see if you get Laura to go out with you. Despite your sad addiction to Axe body spray."
"Crap. Is it too much? Should I go shower again?"
"You’re such a dork. But I hear straight girls like that kind of panicked puppy dog thing." Holly grinned at her brother. "Chill out. El, she likes you. She’s just quiet about it."
Ellis grinned back at his twin. “So we got a deal? Alone time for me and Laura today, and I fix it up for you and Ash to sneak off on Saturday?”
"Deal, but how are you going to make sure that whole house full of people leaves me and Ash alone?"
Everyone was coming over for a cookout, Laura and her moms, Ash with Caleb and Hanna and the new baby, plus Grace had invited some friends. And Emerson had a new hobby of making “video installations” which just meant he popped up everywhere with a video camera. Not to mention that Spencer and Aria had made it clear to their kids that Saturday was family time and no hiding out in bedrooms, or zoning out on phones would be tolerated.
“Just trust me.”
"If you say so, baby brother."
Ellis stuck his tongue out at his sister.
Holly hit him on the arm. “Fix your face, dude. Laura’s coming.”
Ellis straightened up and ran a hand through his hair. It always dried weird in the back.
"Tell her you like her nail polish."
Ellis did like Laura’s nail polish. She always did all these cool patterns and different color combinations. It was neat how she always matched her outfits. But he’d never actually say something like that to a girl.
" For real?"
"Just trust me.”
Ellis didnt have time to respond. Laura was there and Holly was leaving and Laura was looking at him like he should say something but all that came out was “Uhhh.”
Sorry if this question has been covered, but is there a reason most of your old podcast episodes won't play off of this tumblr blog?
I didn't know that was the case, I'll look into it today.
Emily, I'm not sure how taking dance classes as a child qualifies you to be a choreographer, but somehow that worked out for you.

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All the awards.
Emily's look at Ashley when Hanna explained that the coach would rather coach Emily. It was like "sorry my face is so amazing, I know, there's literally nothing I can do." I feel like Shay has given people that look in real life.