@me next time

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

do u have a message for 25 year olds

uhhhhh 2 bagels?

I want to explore old abandoned homes with creaky floors and broken windows with you.

u all gonna die

the gasp is what sent

The gasps HKHJGJGJ

got my gym leader title revoked in disgrace because i got drunk and tweeted “rock and ground is the same thing”

saddest seven word story: cold one with the boys, never cracked

The Universe might’ve already ended, and we’re just waiting for it to reach us, like cosmic dominos

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND