minds of war

new update from the (almost) abandoned fic rec. sekai, some baekyeol, and one kyungmyeon 

1. Believe in Yaoi God because of the help of his almighty yaoi hands we can survive up until now.

2. Do not pay any obeisance to any form of hetero. You shall be yaoi to be basked into the glowing almighty yaoi hands or severe punishment including pink handcuffs.

3. Do not swear upon Yaoi God.

4. Obey the rules of Yaoi.

5. Respect those who've taught you the yaoi knowledge.

6. Do not kill other yaois; we're already pushed into extinction and you shall receive more tremendous punishment if you do so.

7. Do not rape shotas but feel free to do so to traps.

8. Do not steal other's yaoi holy book - stealing is an impure action; yaoi is pure, you cannot taint it with stealing.

9. Do not lying on who's your seme/uke or the position you have in your relationship.