The More It Looks Like Queer Street–The Less I Ask

A species that has thrived relatively unchanged for millions of years, everybody

anyone else know a dog that will, every time without fail, walk over and blot their wet jowls on your leg after drinking water?

we should talk more about cities that are vampires. cities that are cold and wet and sink into your bones and stay there. cities that are hungry and want to live. dead cities that dont know they're dead and suck the life force of their people to maintain the delusion. cities with harbors that are actually mouths; one-way entries. cities that are devastatingly lonely and see consumption as love

ask not for who the willy wonks... it wonks for thee

I said conjoined twins giving birth to the bone hydra

[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them