First Encounter or Solving for Ex in a Vorny fashion or Eating the Hypotenuse Or Eating the Ex or Eating X.
Alternatively I had too many titles which are puns and I couldnât pick one
I glanced at my date who was smiling blithely as she lifted her glass to her lips and drank. I felt insanely lucky, I had had a crush on her for maybe 2, 3 years, that hadnât gone away. I swallowed a piece of chicken as I reflected on the days when I had flushed red when she had spoken to me. The way that she would poke me in the chest when I teased her. But she was in a relationship, and though I felt a little jealous, I knew that it wouldnât be a good thing to do to try and step in on that relationship. I had my head screwed on after all and knew that devouring the competition was a quite frankly unwise thing to do. No matter how much I wanted to do it.
Yandere I may be, but only slightly, and Iâm not about to eat someone just because they are in a relationship with the person I like. Not only would that not be rightâŚ. Maybe, my stomach might have disagreed with me on that point. But it might make her hate me, and I didnât want that.
âTallboyâ she asked me
âUuhhh yeahâ I replied nearly choking
âIt took you long enough to ask me outâ
âWait what?â I panicked had she noticed the crush I had had on her, was she about to dump me after only 3/4 of a date.
âYeah I had been broken up with my dear ex a few weeks before you asked me out on a dinner date.â
âOh well I, umâ I hesitated the main reason I hadnât asked her out then had been twofold, number one I didnât want to look over zealous and excited now that their ex wasnât in the picture, and two, well I was a coward, I was nervous about asking them out and getting rejected. In addition they themselves were probably upset, although when they announced to us all that they and that asshole were through they didnât seem that unhappy, if anything they seemed quite happy and had looked at me for first comment.
âIf you were worrying about being too forward I wouldnât be worriedâ she said smiling âhe wasnât a very nice personâ I stopped my forkful of food halfway to my lips
âThat my ex wasnât well not really a nice partnerâ they shrugged and drained their glass âto be honest this first date with you is far nicer than my first date with him wasâ
I felt something clench around my throat then, not nice, how dare anyone not be nice to my beautiful date, how could anyone fail to treat her like the royalty she was.
âIf you donât mind me askingâ I said âWhat was their whole deal, I didnât really spend a lot of time around you both, when you were togetherâ
She blinked at me âYeah, sure, he was just kinda rude to me, belittled me and was just kind of a dickâ she laughed âha but I thought you knew this stuff, did our mutual friends not tell you?â
They must have not to keep me from eating thatâŚ. Person I thought to myself. Quickly I bolted down the rest of my meal. It tasted really good but I had other plans.
âHereâ I said pulling my wallet out of my pocket and depositing both cash and my card onto the table âI promised Iâd pay, and I will, I just need to do somethingâ
âYou havenât eaten desert yetâ she said raising their eyebrow âA sweet tooth like you, they have a really good trifle, my stomach growled at that and said to me we can always get a entremet before our desert I replied we want our desert to be an actual desert, My stomach replied duly noted, the ex can serve as entremet.
âI will be back for desert I promiseâ I said and I scurried out the door.
I knew her ex lived not too far from this restaurant, and bolted as fast as I could to their house, the goal in my mind was clear, to get the ex in my stomach and to remove him from my list of problems, as well as my dateâs
I will admit, the reasoning behind this decision was again two fold, firstly I was appalled by the idea anyone could treat my date so shamefully as to be rude and to belittle them, I wouldnât have been surprised if they had done worse perhaps stalked my date, but I didnât want to pry, all I had seen was red when they told me their ex had upset them.
The second part was pure jealousy that had shot to the surface, yes it was a selfish one, but cut me some slack, I was still quite hungry.
I arrived outside her exâs house and wrinkled my nose at the smell emanating from it. I knocked on the door. I waited a moment and then it was opened by the ex, my soon to be meal, he looked up at me confused for a second then recognition dawned on his face.
âOh so you are the guy whose going round with my exâ
âSheâs not yours, not anymoreâ I growled
âDid she send you, that would be typical of her, canât fight her own battlesâ He laughed and leaned causally against the door âcanât t fight anything physically or mentally the dumb..â
âDonât talk about her like thatâ I snarled âMy darling is far smarter and more capable than youâll ever beâ
âCalling them your darling alreadyâ he replied âthis is only your first dateâ suddenly he leered âOHHHâ they exclaimed âYouâve had a thing for them for yearsâ he laughed
âHow the hell do you know it was out first dateâ
âOh Iâve been keeping tabs on herâ he smirked âthatâs pitiful, I suppose they donât have taste at all, puppies are more to her taste than my thing with more than two brain cellsâ
âYouâ I felt a painful hunger growl from my stomach, it demanded its meal, after all the meal in question was practically begging to be devoured
The ex looked down at my stomach âHave you come before dinner to confrontâŚâ and then they looked in my face which already had drool leaking from the corner of my mouth âOhâ and laughed again âso thatâs her gameâ another horrible laugh âsend hungry and obedient Prince Charming, to deal with the vile fiendâ
âShut itâ I snapped Desperate hunger rising mixed with something else a mad desire to remove any threat to the one I had loved for so long.
âHaâ he cackled âand why should I when you so very clearly know it to be trueâ
âShe didnât send meâ I growled âI came by myself, I donât want you hurting her anymore, she is far too good for youâ
âThat I happen to feel isnât the only reasonâ
âFineâ I snarled âI also want you off of my list of problemsâ I leaned forward my face was covered in drool and I wiped it away âI have wanted to devour you from the moment I realised you were in a relationship with my darling, but I held back because I wanted her to be happy and I didnât want her to resent meâ my voice broke slightly âbut you, you have squandered you chance to be in a relationship with her, I might not deserve her, but I know one thing for sure, you donâtâ
âWhat a cry babyâ he laughed âCouldnât handle anyone with an Alpha energyâ a grin, a nasty one âSo went with a pathetic loser insteadâ he stared at my stomach as though fascinated by the organ âand a glutton toâ
My stomach growled insistently again this one very clearly and very loud and I nearly bent from the pain and also the embarrassment
âReally pathetic controlled by your heart and your stomachâ
âHe always did have horrible taste, in clothing, shoes, games and books, showsâ they shook their head, âand now we can add men to the listâ
âStop it nowâ I said quietly
âThough to be honest, I never imagined that such a loser would ever settle for an even bigger loserâ
That finally made me snap, any reservation I had about devouring him went away no longer was this mostly selfish, this asshole had insulted what was mine, or at least I hoped would be mine, I have never liked him, to begin with. Now I had very good reason to want to shovel him into my mouth and down my throat.
I lunged forward blindly striking the ex barely managed to escape the strike and swung back at me, hitting my jaw and sending me back clutching it. âYouâre crazyâ
âMaybe I amâ my voice was now calm and I stood back up again revealing a little in the look of fear
âHere, now wait a moment, Iâ
I lunged forward again grabbing him in both hands and raising them to my dripping maw âFood doesnât talkâ I whispered and then I stuffed them down my throat, groaning in satisfaction as they reached by stomach and began to curl up. I quickly undid the buttons on my shirt and trousers not wanting them to burst from the expanding stomach. I didnât need to worry too much about my prey escaping as soon as the shoulders and chest were down my throat there wasnât much he could do to escape my stomach.
As he filled my cavernous and ravenous stomach, still filled with my two courses and bread that I had eaten before I groaned in a mingled feeling of satisfaction and pleasure, and looked up to see two of their housemates staring at me.
âUm, OURRRRRRRPâ I belched and they scattered like mice from a cat, or a dog more like I thought to myself. My unwilling meal was thrashing about desperately attempting to escape. It hurt a little, not emotionally I couldnât give a damn what food thought of me, but physically it was rather uncomfortable.
I whined and belched again âUrgh Please sourrrrrrrrrrrp, stop, OURRRRRRP, doing that URRRRRRRRPâ
âLunaticâ came the voice from my stomach âof course Iâm escapingâ
âUrghhh, and then Iâm going to beat the crap out of youâ
âBARRRRRPâ was all I had to say in response.
âDearâ came a voice that both me and my meal recognised
âOh noâŚâ I said and another belch slipped from my lips please no I donât want to be seen like this
âLooks like youâre going to have to let me out thenâ said my food triumphantly âand a good thing too itâs filled here with foodâ
âYou are foodâ I said quietly
âMy stomach would beg to differâ I said
Then I froze for out of the shadows of the night came her beautiful hair neatly arranged on her head looking every bit a radiant beauty and she staring at me, or more specifically my midriff, I went red with embarrassment.
âYou just-â shock clearly visible upon her face
âItâs nothingâ I lied, how on earth I expected to get away with that lie, I had no idea.
âIt very clearly isnât nothingâ she said staring at it âwho or what is inside your stomachâ
âI Iâ I hung my head in shame âI ate your exâ I mumbled
âHe ate meâ snapped my meal
Shock passed over her face and she glanced at my face
I expected her to turn tail and run, to not want to even consider being with this monster in front of her, what I was not expecting was for her to step forward and slowly reach out a hand to touch my stomach.
I flinched âwhaOURRRRRRRPâ I clapped a hand over my mouth embarrassed by the attention and by the belch âsorryâ
âDonât apologiseâ she said her dark black hair falling in waves framed her face so beautifully âplease donât apologiseâ
âShhâ her hand reached my stomach and she touched it, she touched me. We hadnât even kissed or held hands, sure I had hugged her before, allot of times, but this, this was different. I whined at her touch and flushed red
âDonât be donât beâ she smiled âDoes that feel good?â
âYesss OURRRRPâ I groaned, my unwilling meal thrashed in my stomach.
âHeâs not settling down is heâ she said
âNoOURRRRRPâ I said belching mid sentence
âLET ME OUTâ came the yell from inside my stomach.
âThe solution here is obviousâ she said smiling at me
âWha-OURRRRRPâ I belched again
âWe fill up the space in your bellyâ
âWe fill you all the way up to the top so that you are nice and fullâ
âAre you flustered petâ she said
âQuite an active bellyâ she said patting my belly and releasing another belch from it âMmnmmnn but itâll need filled all the way to the top so that you stop belching mmmmm besides that restaurant had good deserts on the menu and I think I can get another main into you.â
My gluttony was fighting a war with my common sense and for a brief moment my brain stuttered into life and I said âI I I just ate your ex arenât you arenât you horrifiedâ
âNo not reallyâ her hands caressed my belly and I moaned feeling blissed out
âYou you donât think Iâm a OURRRRRRRRP monster?â
âNo butsâ she squeezed my gut making me moan and then took me by the hand and led me back to the restaurant
We arrived and the Maitre D looked mildly shocked at my entrance but reseated us at our table and presented me with another menu at my dates request luckily our table was secluded one so I didnât disturb other diners with my digestive noises.
I was red in the face though as my date my darling, unabashedly continued to minister to my gut which was digesting her ex who was shortly joined by an entire main course consisting of a steak and mashed potatoes and then by two deserts. She was practically pinning me to my chair as she stroked my gut helping me belch when she said.
That was enough to make my brain completely short circuit âar ah ah ah ha ha OURRRRRRRPâ
âOh my that was a bug belch guess youâre not filled up yetâ
I whine âIâm so so full darlingâ I belch again feeling food drunk
âYou are full when I say you are fullâ she intoned
That did it for me I moaned and obeyed her without question eating lasagne and another desert till I swore I was so full that I wouldnât be able to move
âI need to to digest this allâ a small amount of drool was leaving my mouth and I was now lying on the floor of the restaurant belly on full display, had this been me in a normal state U would have been mortified as it was I didnât have the energy to care. My belly was roaring as it digested its mammoth meal delighted to be able to reduce it all into fuel for me and of course more mass for my body.
She smiled at me and said âWell doneâ she tenderly kissed the prodigious curve of my belly âthank you, do you want me to pay?â
âNo no noâ I groaned âIâll payâ
There was a back and forth before she revealed that she had already paid
âBut I ate so much mmmf more than you?â
âMnmm. But I devoured you with my eyes so weâre evenâ
She helped me out of the restaurant and took me back to her place where she sat me down in her bed and rubbed my gut listening to the sounds of digestion. She even stripped my out of my suit leaving me lying on her bed my ginormous belly taking up so much room he smaller frame was spread over me rubbing my belly and helping it break down my dinner and of course her ex into more of me.
âThank you my petâ she said kissing my gut
I slowly fell asleep as my gut churned away.
The next morning I awoke bleary eyed and mildly disoriented I became acutely aware that I was half naked and that my darling date was also half naked whilst my brain struggled to put together what had happened the night before I belch wetly and a half digested skull flies out of my mouth
âWhat my darlingâ she stirs and I gaze at her in horror and shock and attempt to hide the half digested skull.
âIt it itâs how are we how are you?â
She had seen the skull and a very almost sinister smile took her face as she lifted it and grinned âyou did it you really digested himâ
All of the memories came flooding back to me our meeting for dinner, me leaving, me eating her ex her rubbing my belly her feeding me and finally her rubbing my belly in bed before we fell asleep.
âAbout eating your ex I I am so so sorry can you forgive me I I donât want you to think Iâm a monsterâ now I was no longer blissed out on the feeling of a full belly I am in full panic mode and I start to cry.
She gently pats my back and soothes me âPet darling, I would never think you are a monster you are so sweet and gentle and loving the perfect boyfriend ,much better than himâ
âAh ah no buts well except yours mmmmm later I want to see what he contributed to you I can already see lovely love handlesâ
I blush âyou you think theyâre lovelyâ
âYesâ she grinned âI prefer men with meat on their bones, women with meat on their bones too if it comes to thatâ
I felt a jealous urge rise in me âbut but Iâm the only person youâll be romantic for right right!â
âWhat a jealous little pet, Mann of courseâ
Her verbal assurance made me happy and I kissed her âsorry I shouldnât have been rudeâ
She laughed a beautiful sound âdonât worry at all you are hardly anywhere near as half as rude to me as my ex was on the daily or on a good day at your rudest!â She lifted the skull and grinned at it morbidly âalas poor ex was this to be your fate digested down to but fuel and fat upon the stomach of a man so much better than youâ
âwhy are you performing a vorny version of Hamlet with your exâs half digested skull?â I asked with mild concern
âMust just be crazyâ she said âlike he always saidâ
âYouâre not crazy I mean I ate the dudeâ
âHmmm he may have had a point but hmmm Iâll never admit thatâ she clambered onto my lap and grinned at me âthereâs so many people I want to feed you now pet mmnmmn and you are going to eat them all arenât you?â
My belly growls imagining the feast that it will have my heart, belly and head are aligned and I kiss her deeply, when we break apart she laughs âIâll take that as a yes then?â
âYou betchaâ I said licking my lips as my belly begins to growl once more.