Charlotte

Founder of this company called Pendroid who disappeared 13 years ago inexplicably.

I Guess

??? Stop?

I have heard of it, yes. I know that it's a game and that a vast majority of the internet is obsessed with it. And that it has girls kissing.

Wow.

I'll certainly try.

I don't know, maybe?

Maybe? I don't know? He said he was diagnosed with ADHD as a kid but that was all. To be fair, though, his parents revoked about any care from him, so. Not like he had time to get diagnosed with anything else.

Stop this.

Surprisingly, yes. I think how baffling some of you people are exhausted me so much I actually managed to fall asleep.

One time Penn mixed Pepsi, Sprite, root beer, and... strawberry milk (why) together and ran around the office daring everyone to try it. I cannot explain this.

Well I am, on all accounts, a very boring person. So apologies for that. Penn certainly was Not, though. For one, he made us have a seasonal pass for Disneyland and we went several times a year. Yes. We. He made me go with him. Every single time. If any employee expressed interest in Disneyland that went slightly above what a normal person would have, he would also bring them. It was ridiculous. He also wore pretty much the exact same fedora everywhere, and he said he had been wearing that since he was in his 20s? He said that fedora made him win the lottery once. I highly doubt this.

I am precise and also an insomniac.

I'll be fine.

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No.