GET TROUBLEMUPED

the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

did you cum?

Not even once.

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

The combination of good kush + alcohol

They should invent a life that’s structured without being monotonous and challenging without being demanding and eventful without being stressful and peaceful without being boring

just because i like something doesnt mean its good

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

why do the words caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing. Shouldn't they be rival jobs that undo each others progress

Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer