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all s//jm fae know is eat meat sandwich, appropriate other cultures, hate humans, be horny, have toxic relationships, and lie

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decided to take a trip down memory lane and revist tog, and honestly i breezed through the first few chapters. it's honestly glaring & kind of sad how much better s/jm's prose is in her first book compared to most recent (less em dashes/repetition/bad metaphors, even some subtle characterisation & editing, god forbid). esp considering authors are probably supposed to become better writers as they publish more books, not worse. what a lack of motivation to create good art does to you, i suppose?
i think it also has to do, on a large scale, with the fact that sj///m had worked on t0g for years with multiple people, from critique partners to her agent to, finally, her team of editors at blooms. in her later books, the books likely go right from sj///m to editor, and she's admitted that she has the power to blanket reject editorial notes (and had done so since h0f). since they outsourced for Noa Wheeler, though, she seems to be trying to spruce up her prose, however bad the result is. at least she's back to one book a year, though i fear (and have already witnessed) that bouncing bw CCity and ac0tar is going to make the books mirrors of each other, and not in a good way. in many ways, they already are copycats (such as the Asteri/those higher beings mentioned in ac0sf i'm drawing a blank on)
Against my volition, my body straightened, every muscle going taut, my bones straining. Magic, but deeper than that. Power that seized everything inside me and took control: even my blood flowed where he willed it.Â
I couldnât move. An invisible, talon-tipped hand scraped against my mind. And I knewâone push, one swipe of those mental claws, and who I was would cease to exist.Â
âLet her go,â Tamlin said, bristling, but didnât advance forward. A kind of panic had entered his eyes, and he glanced from me to Rhysand. âEnough.âÂ
âIâd forgotten that human minds are as easy to shatter as eggshells,â Rhysand said, and ran a finger across the base of my throat. I shuddered, myeyes burning. âLook at how delightful she isâlook how sheâs trying not to cry out in terror. It would be quick, I promise.âÂ
Had I retained any semblance of control over my body, I might have vomited.Â
âShe has the most delicious thoughts about you, Tamlin,â he said. âSheâs wondered about the feeling of your fingers on her thighsâbetween them, too.â He chuckled. Even as he said my most private thoughts, even as I burned with outrage and shame, I trembled at the grip still on my mind. Rhysand turned to the High Lord. âIâm curious: Why did she wonder if it would feel good to have you bite her breast the way you bit her neck?â
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Those invisible claws lazily caressed my mind againâthen vanished. I sank to the floor, curling over my knees as I reeled in everything that I was, as I tried to keep from sobbing, from screaming, from emptying my stomach onto the floor.
friendly reminder that rh/ys literally never needed to do this! nobody was going to fucking tell on him to amaran/tha in tam/linâs own house, explicitly one of the places she cannot see into, if he wasnât sufficiently an asshole to fey/re & tam. the mask excuse straight up does not work here and by doing this to scare her or w/e he claims in ac0maf, heâs actively working against his own interests & the interests of all of prythian!
hmm. today i will rage.
nothing will ever annoy me more than the complete lack of real acknowledgement of how huge a role ricesand played in fey/reâs trauma from utm.
like, sheâs understandably traumatized from the trials & amarantha torturing her, but those were also specific lone incidents meanwhile ricesand consistently drugged her/dressed her up in clothes that covered barely anything, made her dance sexually/sit in his lap/etc, let her be ogled by basically everyone, and straight up said he WOULD rape her if he didnât know tamlin would murder him for it. and he did this every night. he invaded her mind, made her keep dancing while she vomited, and left her unable to remember anything that had happened during those nights. and iâm supposed to believe that wasnât just as traumatizing as what amarantha did? really?
in ac0maf itâs acknowledged like once or twice, but not in any important way? fey/re just vaguely mentions âââwhat he did utmâââ and the scene gets awkward but then they skate right on by it w/o resolving it??? and then after the scene where rice excuses every horrible thing heâs ever done with âit was for your own goodâ itâs never mentioned again??? sure, jan.
Sarah Janet is extremely terrible at sequels mostly because she assumes no one will remember what actually happened in the preceding book so she just kind of. Writes things that would have fit better. And they would have! Except that the things didnât happen.
(Or they did happen and she never mentions them again, like the arm thing, as if we couldnât remember)
rhysand: âiâm a feminist!!!!âÂ
also rhysand: forces all of hewn city to live under a mountain in an intensely misogynistic & violent society, thereby trapping all the women he supposedly cares so much about in a confined space with their oppressors, who arenât called âoppressorsâ for no fucking reason, goddammit.
like,,, does he really not think that being able to gain physical distance from their abusers & take refuge in velaris, where discrimination against women is (supposedly) not allowed,,,, WOULDNâT be incredibly helpful to the women being hurt?? WHERE are his fucking braincells, sarah??? where are there??

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sdhkdjsahkgdsfdshj i just saw a post which had a photo of some T0G book and a caption with a quote that mentioned âDorianâ and my first reaction was âhuh? that quote doesnât match, thereâs no character in that series named Dorian, are they using a Picture of Dorian Gray quote for some reason?â
itâs been so long since T0G has been relevant to me that i forgot one of the main-est characters in the series existed hdsdfshkjafhjk
The new ACOTAR covers read very non-western/possibly Asian to me, which is pretty uncomfortable considering Maas' history of retconning characters races to be more diverse. Am I reading too much into the aesthetics of these covers, or is there a reason they look so non-European?
Someone also mentioned this in the reblogs of my post, and I almost addressed it then-- itâs something that didnât really occur to me originally but is true and a great point.Â
The undulating swirls, elegant, expressive linework, and unique stylization, particularly on the animals, all have a very east asian look to them. Of course, east asian art isnât a monolith and is distinct across different cultures, but the art on these covers and the style they spring from is a bit of a hodgepodge (and I am not an expert) so weâre generalizing a bit.
(These examples are all Chinese or Japanese, or in the case of the stock illustrations, taken from art from those cultures.)
I did some googling to see if I could find the illustrator, and found out that itâs actually a Swiss tattoo artist couple.
On one level, I actually love this. The protagonistâs magical tattoo sleeve is a foundational element of the series, and thatâs a great meta way to pay homage to it. (And their work is beautiful, obviously.) But it leaves us with the fact that the east asian coding is something inherent to the style of the artists they chose, who do not appear to be of that descent themselves, nor do they specifically cite anything of that nature as an inspiration in the interview I read with them:Â
Who are your artistic heroes, tattooists or not? Are there any films, books, visuals, that inspire you?
âWe have a lot of inspirational sources and they are quite well heralded by the many objects, posters, skulls and naturalized animals decorating the walls of the shop. It ranges from botanical, animal to religious, pagan and mythical, and definitely spiritual. It is difficult to point the finger at one book or visual; there are so many.â
Though it does seem unlikely theyâre wholly ignorant of the associations.
Iâm not here to pass judgement on this one way or another. Whatever the level of cultural appropriation or stylistic inspiration here, Bloomsbury commissioned them and put the art on the books knowing what they were getting, and Iâm not about to blame tattoo artists for a big five publisherâs choices. (Also holy shit if you harassed these people on instagram over the covers, which apparently people did, I hate you, and if anyone says anything negative to them as a result of this post I will come to your house and pour a cup of soda on your head.)
So whatâs the appeal? The cultural coding as a feature of an ACOTAR cover isnât intentional, per se-- there is nothing in these lily-white stories they correlate to or are trying specifically to represent. But nor is it an accident; itâs a feature of this style and part of what makes it visually interesting.
Like everything else, it comes back to imperialism.
Exoticism is a trend in art and design, influenced by some ethnic groups or civilizations from the late 19th-century. First stimulated by Eastern trade in the 16th and 17th centuries, interest in non-western art became more and more popular following European colonialism. So-called "oriental" art emanated from a type of primitive fantasy for Western society, reflecting the increasingly exotic tastes of Europe. The influences of Exoticism can be seen through numerous genres of this period, notably in music, painting, and decorative art. In music, exoticism is a genre in which the rhythms, melodies, or instrumentation are designed to evoke the atmosphere of far-off lands or ancient times. Like orientalist subjects in 19th century painting, exoticism in the decorative arts and interior decoration was associated with fantasies of opulence. Exoticism, by one definition, is "the charm of the unfamiliar." Scholar Alden Jones defines exoticism in art and literature as the representation of one culture for consumption by another. Victor Segalen's important "Essay on Exoticism" reveals a more complex and further-reaching definition. Segalen reveals Exoticism as born of the age of imperialism, possessing both aesthetic and ontological value, while using it to uncover a significant cultural "otherness." x
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As more Europeans traveled beyond the established routes of the Grand Tour, their experiences abroad began to influence their tastes at home. Other influences were a result of Englandâs massive imperial control over lands in China, India, Africa, and the Pacific. By mid-century, many non-Western forms and ornamental motifs had found their way into the vocabulary of European decorative arts.
Like Orientalist subjects in nineteenth-century painting, exoticism in the decorative arts and interior decoration was associated with fantasies of opulence and âbarbaric splendour,â in the words of the English explorer, linguist, and writer, Sir Richard F. Burton (1821â1890). The arts of the East were also considered quaint and uncorrupted by industrial capitalism.
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By the end of the century, the exotic, as appropriated by the West, had become a mass-produced commodity in itself; exotic images were used to sell everything from cigarettes to candy. However, the exotic continued to influence the appearance of the decorative arts as it fused with the organic whiplash curves of the avant-garde style known as Art Nouveau. x
I wanted to include the mention of art noveau because. Well.
But the illustration styleâs relative subtlety, that the east asian influence isnât super obvious [to white people], is important: the wolf cover of ACOTAR, in particular, also evokes a European pagan or medieval aesthetic tradition (which the artists did cite as inspiration):
Essentially, it isnât the specific, identifiable cultural qualities that are âdesirableâ in the art in this context, but the sense of otherness it imbues the art with to a presumed white, western audience (hence being kind of a mishmash of east asian artistic signifiers). Itâs meant to loosely communicate the general concept of faraway lands, long journeys, and foreign opulence: the most classic western conception of âfantasy.â
And it worked on me, an white person. I was so busy talking about the epic fantasy coding that I breezed right past where that coding is actually coming from.
While the Chinese friends I asked about it while working on this post were all like âoh yeah, [that the illustrations looked east asian inspired] was my first thought.â My personal biases aside, this is what happens when you load up your industry with white people, and one of the ways publishingâs homogeneity hurts it: you miss out on perspectives that might, i donât know, warn you about how your work is going to land with other demographics.
Itâs worth noting that the ACOTAR series has a messy relationship with nonwestern influences in general. The first book stays primarily in the realm of vaguely french/ english/ german fairy tale vibes, with a sprawling manor and wolf shifting and big rose gardens and corseted dresses, but subsequent books draw from anything and everything with wild abandon and often racist implications. The ambiguously nonwhite Illyrians are presented as an uncivilized, brutal, bananas misogynistic race of nomads with nothing redeeming in their culture that the Illyrian love interest has had to rise above. The various courts are weird hodgepodges of cultures with no consideration to how or why except what seems cool in the moment. Velaris, the Night Courtâs idyllic capital, borrows aesthetically from middle eastern cultures while locating the bulk of its charm in how quaintly northern european its cozy wooden cabins and mountain views are. Its lore cherry-picks from beliefs and mythology around the world, from Celtic to Judaic to Egyptian, combining them at random.
ACOTAR, in other words, readily uses real-world exoticism as shorthand for âfantasyâ flavor... so that its new covers do too is actually kind of appropriate, in a twisted way.
And i KNOW I said were done talking about Charlie Bowater and weâve already mentioned her once in this post, but since weâre here, both ACOTAR and Maasâs other series, THRONE OF GLASS, have generated discourse (TOG moreso) by coding a side female character as east asian:Â
not in the textÂ
but via official Charlie Bowater artÂ
many books into the series.
Sparking posts and threads from asian fans positing that representation that was retconned in with no effort on the authorâs part is far more insulting than no representation at all. (See also: some grumbling about the Grisha TV show, although itâs important to delineate that legitimate debate from racists who are just big mad that their fav isnât white now)
Of course itâs great for a fanartist or fic author to expand their headcanons, and itâs also good to see evidence that publishers are feeling pressure to produce not-all-white casts, but the fact that Maas (and bloomsbury) not only decided to âdiversifyâ a characterâs race late in the series but relied on sanctioned art to indicate it rather than putting the legwork in in the books, is. Yeesh. Both characters are also Dragon Ladies in some capacity so thatâs not...... ideal. (Iâm pretty sure Amrenâs east asian features did eventually appear on-page in the third book of ACOTAR, not sure about Manon in TOG).Â
ANWAY.
In conclusion, I donât necessarily take back what I said about the covers in my last post-- I still think the new covers are âgoodâ designs and nice pieces of illustration, on whole and divorced from context, and I still think many of the negative reactions to them have to do with the departure from the sparkly romantic coding. But also, you canât really divorce a design from its context, and it is inappropriate* to use distinctly east asian stylistic elements to indicate the ambiguous presence of whitebread âFantasy,â particularly while actually east asian stories and authors struggle to get published and marketed in an overwhelmingly white industry.
(*What weâre NOT gonna do is latch onto this as a justification for why something we Donât Like is in fact AN OBJECTIVE EVIL WHAT MUST BE RAZED FROM THE EARTH. Cut that shit out. Respectfully expressing your opinion is one thing but if I see anybody harassing Bloomsbury employees or some random tattoo artists from Switzerland to change the covers back because bookcoversalt said theyâre ~PROBLEMATIC i swear to god. cup of soda.)
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a little more about sarah j maas.
i like to think that nothing is a rule in fantasy. calling âanachronism!â is pointless. everything is made up and nothing is real! when we meet captain cully, he offers schmendrick a taco, you know. (of course tlu is already established as a weird pastiche universe, so maybe not the best example.)
BUT ALSO, everything is made up and nothing is real. you do not have to sketch vague impressions of inns and taverns and manor lords just because thatâs what you do, in fantasy. but sarah j maas is all in on this aesthetic. there are tithes and arranged marriages and everyone carries a sword. sarah j maas also sometimes barrels through the set, punching maas-sized holes in the flimsy backdrop. her characters use flushing porcelain toilets, eat barbecue, and purchase clothes by going to Ye Olde H&M where you are able to find âtunicsâ and âjerkinsâ in sizes S through XL. on hangers. on racks
you have to commit at some point
thanks 2 kuzu for reminding me abt the time celaena eats gummy bears
Sarah Janet: I have made A Fae
Me: you made shitty elves is what you did. Look at them. They give a damn about humans at large.
sj///m: i have written a book
me: youâve made a doorstop. look at it. itâs giving me stress
sarah janet: iâve written a non-douchey male love interest!
me: youâve made your seventh alpha male fuckwad in a row. Look at him, he wishes death upon a bereft mother for being rude to him
I just want to know why she doesnât think Haunt is douchey, what about him is not douchey?
Because She Firmly Declares It. Obviously if you say it enough it must be true đ
SJ/M: I have done worldbuilding Me: You slapped a generic fantasy world with zero effort made. Look, there are zero political ramifications to an entire kingdom of Fae being systematically wiped out.
If you're still doing book cover asks, I'm reading The Women's War by Jenna Glass right now and would love to hear what you think of the cover! Alternatively, I recently saw Ghost Wood Song by Erica Waters on Amazon and thought 'I wonder what Pancake would have to say about that one'. I hope you're doing well, I always love reading your thoughts!
Womenâs War has two editions that are both worth examining imo, but i have to say, my first thought when I saw the titles and the covers was.... this book is so white. Iâm not here to judge the book contents, but like. The Title and the Deeply European aesthetic are just. Mm. Feminist, you say. Something makes me doubt that thereâs anything intersectional about this book.
ANYWAY. This is the first thing that strikes me about the illustrated edition: the big figure and the little figure are facing the same fucking direction and itâs not balanced and I do not like it. Theyâre otherwise pretty? But then when you see them next to each other it feels like they just ran out of ideas. Other gripe: CLEARLY LATE MEDIEVAL/RENAISSANCE CLOTHING and YET.
BEACH WAVES.
Ahem.
The photobashed cover is interesting, compositionally, but it feels like the crown was mushed together from multiple things...badly. Not in the sense that the photoshop job is bad, they just donât coordinate. Also I canât quite tell if the floating white ball is a pearl or the moon?? And thatâs a problem. Mostly because how the fuck is a singular pearl relevant to the premise? Whatever.
For reasons unrelated to the covers I have no interest in reading this book. If I saw the illustrateds I might consider it, but eh. 8/10 for quality construction and aesthetics for the illustrateds, 7.5 for the photobash.
you are correct that there is literally nothing intersectional about this book and i got yelled at on goodreads for pointing that out

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Iâm gonna rant here for a second okay? Okay.
CCity does not celebrate fat women or curvy girls except insofar as having a big chest and a big butt. Nowhere does anyone comment on Bryce having a tummy, or squooshy thighs, or even large muscular thighs (in fact, much is made of the fact that her slim limbs or whatever HIDE the fact that sheâs muscular). Bryce doesnât have squooshy arms! She doesnât have broad shoulders or large biceps!
âSarah Janet finally gave us body diversityâ no. Like, Iâm glad for you if you see yourself in Bryceâs body type, but let us not give Sarah Janet credit that Sarah Janet does not deserve. Until I hear Hunt comment on liking Bryceâs soft and squishy belly or even her big-ass muscular thighs, all we have is that her muscle is unexpected because itâs hidden in slim limbs or whatever and that Hunt likes her ass.
That being said, if we GET Bryce, muscular girl who also likes pasta and has belly fat and arm fat and maybe a double chin in some pictures if sheâs not working the angle (or just a double chin! Why not!) I will say well done. I will! Even if itâs a retcon!
But anyway letâs not laud Bryce of the slender arms and legs with big boobs and a big ass as unconventional beauty or whatever, because frankly thatâs hurtful?
s/jm defies her own logic so much that it honestly gives me a headache whenever I think about it. Iâll never get over F/eyre coming from an impoverished background and later happily accepting a third mansion as a mating present and taking gifts from poor people struggling to recover from the war. She was also born a human and knew what it meant to be treated horribly by the fae and still fitted in with them so easily - and in fact began looking down upon humans (esp in a/comaf).Â
The same goes for even A/elin who came from a kingdom whose people had been oppressed but still contemplated the possibility of conquering the world and bringing âbooks and musicâ when in fact, Orrynthâs library was destroyed because of an invading ruler who wanted to conquer her kingdom. She knew how M/aeve abused her oath and instead of taking that as a cautionary tale, she still allowed people (Rowan and A/edion) (and forced L/orcan) to take the blood oath.
Donât even get me started on B/ryce being half-human and sympathising with the very people that have enslaved her kind for 15,000 years (demonising the humans who have resorted to violence out of desperation in the process), or spending the whole book talking about how she would never date an alphahole and still going on to fall for one anyway.
And coincidently, they are all people who come from positions of power (or attain it at some point) and privilege who have absolutely no sympathy for the powerless apart from when it serves as an aesthetic for s/jm to glorify them and pass them off as saviours :/ (the one exception being that B/ryce actually doesnât care about humans).
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As a desi, Stormlight is a series that makes me very happy and has helped me a ton. That being said, thank you for making the points you did. As a white straight Mormon man, Sanderson gets far more space in publishing and much more exposure than queer PoC who are most probably better than him. The fandom needs to acknowledge the flaws in his writing more, too. In places he can be too wordy.
I donât want anyone to think they canât enjoy something just because I donât personally care for it. I just prefer to focus on media made and produced by QPOC. And yeah, a lot of fans could stand to be more critical of their cishet white faves.
Do you think bisexual women are allowed to use butch/femme?
I think bisexual women are allowed to do anything, up to and including arson and shape shifting

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Kat I would pay anything for you to rewrite Satan J dumpsterfireâs books
well this would actually be a really fun thing to do and imma speculate on how iâd go about doing soâŚ
this is for t0g and, first of all, iâd start with cutting subplots. there are way, way, way too many, and not all of them are necessary to the overarching story plot. by cutting subplots, i would also reduce the cast because there is no way we need all these characters as well. the romances would be trimmed down: Sam would probably not exist (sj/m no longer thinks about him anyway, and his story doesnât exactly affect the future books) and Dorian would never be a love interest for sardines in the first place (Chaol might, but i think thatâd be unrequited bc heâs secretly in love with Dorian, who he canât have). the main villain would be the king of Adarlan, who would actually get a name and a personality, and have more ambitions than Be Evil For Reasons. and there would be a helluva ton more diversity, from ethnicities, sexualities, genders, disabilities, etc etc.Â
so, t0g would still have the competition, though i donât think iâd make sardines the only female participant bc sj/m clearly only did that to showcase just how feminist she herself is. in fact, the competition would be the main plot of book 1 and iâd trim out the unnecessary fuckery sj/m shows toward Kaltain. Kaltain, sardines, and Nehemia would become a kickass trio who work to solve the subplot of the murder mystery, but there would be more monsters than just the few that exist. one subplot iâd cut here is the mystery with Queen Elena bc i really hate stories where some ancient queen comes along to mysteriously tell the protagonist what they need to do but forces them to figure out their mysterious directions for the sake of âstakesâ and âmysteryâ (itâs one reason i disliked Snow Like Ashes, especially bc itâs so predictable why this ancient queen is helping the supposedly no-name protagonist). these monsters would directly relate to the king of Adarlan, as he would be controlling them to ensure that magic remains scary enough so that no one would even think about bringing it back.Â
thatâs another thing iâd do: change the kingâs motives regarding magicâs nonexistence. here, heâs terrified of magic and/or hates it because of some traumatic experience he had with it, which opened his eyes to how magic was being misused but ofc he goes about fixing that the wrong way.Â
so t0g would end with sardines winning the competition, figuring out whoâs behind the eradication of magic and whoâs controlling the monsters (they find out who the monsters are being created and controlled by through Cain, as he was one of the original people to be transformed into a monster), the monsters would be killed with Dorian and Chaolâs help and sardines, Kaltain, and Nehemia would now have possession of the spell that created these monsters in the first place, and the king is backed into a corner because now he canât create monsters to do his dirty work and ensure that people are too afraid of magic to bring it back. however, when sardines won the competition, the king placed the ring on her finger that controls her (so the rings would 1, come into play much sooner and 2, actually have an important role in sardinesâ ambitions to be free of the king). thus, he uses sardines as his scare tactic: monsters donât exist any longer, but sardines is the kingâs champion and, as she would be known as a ruthless assassin bc she actually has grey morals and actually follows through on her assassin status, she would be sent after anyone who even so much as thinks about magic. and, bc sardines is being controlled by the ring, she has no choice to kill as he commands.Â
so, c0mâs main plot with sardines would be twofold: doing as the king commands (killing people who want magic) and trying to be free of the king. what the king doesnât know is that, when sardines kills the people the king sics her on, she does kill them but she takes the magic that alerted the king to them in the first place. she hides that magic in that secret apartment she has and tells no one but her closest allies (Chaol, Dorian, Kaltain, and Nehemia) about it, as theyâve all come up with a plan to stop the king once and for all, because it becomes apparent (especially with the rings as proof) that heâs scared of magic, yes, but he relies on it too much to truly give it up. and theyâre definitely going to use that to their advantage by trying to find a way to use his magic against him, largely because his magic is borrowed from dark creatures (probably not the Valg bc those guys are pretty boring, ngl) he promised human souls to in exchange for letting him âborrowâ their magic.Â
unbeknownst to the king, however, is that the sardines crew is stealing the rings that the king is sending out to his trusted advisers (that he clearly doesnât trust very much, considering he wants to control them with dark magic) in order to melt them down to create a knife that can kill the kingâs body so the creatures can take his soul when he doesnât give them the human souls they demanded. why doesnât he give them the human souls? because heâs using their souls and the dark magic to create those rings in the first place, which Kaltain and Sorscha find out (as theyâre geniuses with spying and quickly become best friends).Â
iâm torn between Chaol and Dorian being endgame or Chaol, Dorian, and sardines being endgame in a polyamorous relationship, bc that anon the other day made me warm up to it. Sorscha would be the crewâs main healer, since she dabbles in reading illegal books on ancient healing with magic. Nehemia and Sorscha of course fall in love in the process, since there are some ancient texts that Sorscha canât read that Nehemia can, bc Nehemia is a princess and was thus raised speaking several languages, as royalty are supposed to. and yep @polysorscha and i still really ship sorschemia and i will ship it until the day i die. sardines, as the protagonist, would be the one to wield the blade that kills the king, but she would have to storm the castle with her allies, much in the way that sardines and Dorian fought together at the end of q0s.Â
c0m would end with the king being killed, Dorian becoming the king with Chaol as his captain of the guard (which Chaol is actually happy about now because he loves Dorian), sardines being freed from her contract as kingâs champion but taking up the mantle of training a division of Chaolâs forces for stealth work while Kaltain teaches them about spying. Nehemia and Dorian would have either a very close political alliance or a political marriage to make Eyllwe and Adarlan allies. ofc Nehemia and Sorscha are still together and Dorian and Chaol (and maybe sardines? i dunno, iâm leaning toward having sardines remain single bc, in my version of the story, that feels right) are still together. magic would be returned in waves in order to protect those who have magic in their bodies (such as shapeshifters) so theyâre not punched in the face with it, and in order to warm the people up to it because the king was fairly successful in making people fear magic by using his monsters and then sardines. there would also be far more regulation of it to make sure the stuff that made the king eradicate it never happens again.Â
hmm i think thatâs all iâve got for this. i might add more if some other things come to mind, but this is a start.Â
sÂżm has definitely seen Jupiter Ascending and thought it was unironically a good movie