i don’t believe in umbrellas

chill with me at your own risk i don’t mind being quiet for 4 hours

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

i hope i’m not only a mutual to u guys but also a stray cat who comes around every day to cry for food and attention

you're so disgusting. we should get together sometime

Firm believer princesses shouldn’t have to work

not speaking from experience, but you should address and communicate when u feel unheard or betrayed in ur relationships instead of becoming contemptuous and using that contempt to annihilate any connection u had with them like some kind of nuclear core meltdown powered by trauma instead of uranium.

some of y’all are just so… hateful; go masturbate