Potty Pants Peach

well what a lovely little coincidence! c:

Yes Ma'am it is >:)

btw whats the boob tattoo you have reminds me of i forget like someone mapped a tree of ancient to modern religions

Very close!! It's the phylogenetic tree of all life starting from the latest universal common ancestor :)

Hey all! I just recently started a Twitter account! Tumblr is a little bit difficult to post nsfw stuff on, but Twitter seems to be much better! You can find me @pottypantspeach :)

This is a really good question without a good answer! As a person who posts lewd content for a niche fetish, I get tons and tons of people messaging me wanting me to be their cg or wanting to be my cg, so I can tell you what would personally work on me. First and foremost, here's things you should NOT DO UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER (unless otherwise stated on their profile):

- Starting with something like "hey" or "hi"

- Starting with describing or asking sexual acts that you'd do with them

- Asking about anything even tangentially related to sex or kink (ex. "Have you been a good girl?" "What are you wearing?")

- Calling them by petnames or titles

- Starting by asking them if they'd like to be your mommy/daddy/cg

- Sending unsolicited pictures of literally anything at all

- Generally speaking, simple phrases with no specific indication of what you're like, why you're messaging, or genuine interest in the other person beyond superficial qualities (ex "Hi, I'm X and I'm looking for a caregiver")

- If you get a response, don't be self-defeating. By this, I mean don't be like "I can't find a mommy because I'm unlovable and there aren't any mommies out there"

Now that you know what not to do, what should you do? I have a very simple formula for that :)

1. Say hello and introduce yourself

2. Express interest in something about the person you're talking about (other than the sexual or kink/dynamic aspect of their page) that they'd be happy to talk about. Asking a question about their interests or hobbies is gold!

3. Follow up with a little introduction about yourself that doesn't include anything sexual or kink/dynamic. Maybe even relate it to the question you asked about their interests! If you can find something that you have in common, that would be great :)

4. If you don't get a response, DO NOT message them again! It won't make them message back any faster or make them want to message you back if they weren't interested.

5. If you get a response, be polite and don't mention kink until they do first. People like to be engaged for who they are as a whole as opposed to what they're into (unless otherwise stated). Just be kind and express interest in them as a person!