Let's Live Life

That feeling when your ponytail holder isn’t stretched enough to go around three times, but twice just isn’t tight enough

don’t use the bathroom in your dream its a setup

reblog if u suck 20 dicks everyday or enjoy listening to music

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

Well this made my night.

I saw your message/email/text/voicemail and told myself I’d return it later when I was more awake/alert/in a better mood/had more information and I pretty much forgot about it until now I’m sorry I’m trash: an autobiography

my moms favorite pastime is to come into my room, insult all of my life choices, list everything i already know i need to do making me 10x more stressed about it than i was before, then leave my door open

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?

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as your girlfriend I promise to sexually frustrate you at the most inappropriate times.