n i g h t i n g a l e

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

i just got arrested for being too ugly

Fuck her out of the bad mood she's been in

concept: something that lasts, someone who stays

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

me: wow I really couldn’t get any gayer narrator: he will get much gayer

you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!! 

i have never read anything so ungrateful in my lifetime

it’s a beautiful feeling when certain people have absolutely no way of contacting you

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*