thoughts of two clowns @potatosnweed - Tumblr Blog

Me sitting in the car for an eternity befor work cause when I get out I'll have to wear a mask for 8 hours straight and that shit gives me anxiety :)

#Mask #ffp2 #Work #Anxiety #Covid #for funsies

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Can you take pain meds so you don't feel the pain of existence?

#asking for a friend

radondoran

Visit Original Link

prospit-dreemurr

MOTHER OF GOD

t-temmy

ARE YOU FUCKIN

enoshiitma-deactivated20141017

OH GOD ITS BACK

thesylverlining

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

marches45

Good thing it’s illegal for me to read posts while driving; I straight-up would’ve crashed into a pole from laughing at that description of your reaction.

Avocados are berrys ... STRAWBERRIES aren't :)

Now have a great f-ing day my dudes

#my life is a lie #funfact #Avocados #Berrys are bitches

Penguins are the giraffes of the birds!

#nature #i love penguins #penguinlove #Birds #giraffes #let that sink in

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Everybodys name is nicolaz dio

#nicolaz #can #you #finally #hear #me #?#have #to #wake #up #we #miss

Being a depressed goldfish must be really hard :(

#depression #mentalhealth #stayaware #give #fish #a #purpose #in #life

I know only one person that's cooler than you and that's your edgy alter ego with the kinky instapage

#my best friend to me #kinda true tho #i agree

Being officially tumor free only means that you can now GET A NEW ONE AGAIN

#pessimism #rules #bitch

Vibe check:

Had to get into my room to cry my soul out as i was watching my little babycousin play, laugh and have fun because it reminded me of the fact that there was a time where i was excited, curious and joyful about life but now the only thing i can think about is how i wanna kms every fucking day rather than endure this shit for another week

#😘✌#funny #lol #plsendme

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

I have no context for this joke but I'm here for it

- Me when I see a new meme

#Meme #jokes #Buzzfeed #i am a joke

Usually me when i meet new people

#reddit #insecure #:(#socially #awkward #like a lot

I am the worldchampion in weitspringen

#i #am #the #one #weitspringa

It's all fun and games

Until your cat steals your vibrator

#fml #truestory #wtf is this #wtf is wrong with my cat #not ok with this

I like my jeans super skinny and my hair super straight...

But personally I'm neither

#humor #Skinny #Not so skinny #straight #bi #Life #jeans girl #hair #morning thoughts #lgbtq #Love #body positive

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

IMPORTANT

Are plants able to like,, grow inside a humans skin~ sinking their roots into our flesh? Absorbing the water out of our blood to stay alive?

Asking for a friend

#sciencesideoftumblr #ineedascientist #help #this is serious #PLS ANSWER ASAP #thx in advance

The only purpose of humanity is to provide comfortable chairs for cats

#thetruth #meaning #life #purpose

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

thoughts of two clowns