'Ello

While the officials of the Hero Association may claim that they are the one chosen to finally defeat the seven deadly sins, deep down, Aurora knows that it isn’t true. No matter how many times they are told that the voices in their head come from the divine, they’re pretty sure that they’re being haunted.

Seven blorbos based off of the seven deadly sins. Can you guess which one is which? Formed from the remaining shards of an eldritch world eater, they have spent the last hundred millennia wreaking havoc on the planet they ended up on. With the power they hold, they could probably easily conquer it in a few hours. Unfortunately for them, their collective personality flaws tends to prevent them from doing much at all. Still, the inhabitants of the world await their golden hero who will send these menaces back to wherever they came from.

Marie, a Poison/Fairy type elite four member and her ace (also a Poison/Fairy type). A former child actress who starred in several TV shows back in the day (such as the Pokemon world’s equivalent of Sailor Moon), she seeks to reclaim her former glory by any means possible. Infamously petty and generally a jerk, Marie not hesitate to bully you for any perceived slight against her. Even the fact that she’s in her 20’s and you’re barely a teenager won’t stop her from being extremely passive aggressive.

This is Simon. His true name has long been forgotten, but Bob said that he looks like a Simon, so the name stuck. Centuries ago, he was murdered by his paranoid father alongside his siblings. After murdering him back, Simon is still bound to the mortal world despite seemingly cleaning up all his unfinished businesses. It’s been centuries and he still doesn’t know what he missed. These days, he finds himself getting dragged into whatever wacky shenanigans Bob and Seth get up to.

No eyepatch.

Meet Themis. Quite the opposite of Klara (who was abandoned by their parents because she was too rowdy), Themis is cool, collected, and composed. Like Klara, they also take great joy in the suffering of whatever human is unfortunate to cross paths with them. While Klara would use more of a hands-on method, Themis would rather screw them over with an ambiguously worded contract.

This is Klara. (Say hi to Klara!) After being left in the woods by the fairies when she was a baby, she somehow survived and grew up in the woods. Now a murderous child running around the back country killing and pillaging everything, one could say that she is truly a menace.

All the flavors of ducks at Rio.

Ewww. (Context: I got lunch from school and got this banana)

POV: You’re just trying to get your lunch and the person next to you Karen’s out.

Hooded mergansers arrive at Rio in the fall and leave in the spring. One of the more skittish species at Rio, they tend to stay at the center of the lake.

At Rio, winter arrives not once the temperatures drop, but when flocks of seagulls descend upon the lake. In winter months, there are probably more seagulls then there are geese in the lake, a difficult feat to accomplish considering how many geese there are. Like a snowstorm in April, one seagull always seems to stay into the warmer months, long after their fellows have left. But once summer comes, they depart, bringing the last vestiges of winter with them.

(Note the difference in photo quality.) Occasional visitors, they seem to arrive in the fall and leave once winter comes.

A very odd goose, possibly a hybrid between a Greylag goose and a Canada goose. Very rarely shows up at Rio, last seen about a year ago. May have shown up at C&O Canal (near the Potomac) a few months back, but this sighting is based off of my infamously unreliable memory and a low quality video that was later deleted. Either way, a rare sighting that is to be treasured.