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may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

Reblogging one more time.

what happened to ronald mcdonald is he still even a mascot or are they like…phasing him out. hes not on things anymore. where is he

he’s old. let him rest

ronald mcdonald has been found dead in miami

is he alright

no he’s fucking dead

he’ McResting in peace

we mcfreakin lost him

I thought of this post because I saw a comment where a guy said women were big crybabies and didn’t know real pain and I just wanted to send him this

Parks and rec is just stranger things grown up

Liking someone is so tiring like great now I gotta look at YOUR horoscope too

Uglyyyy😂😂

shit lmao

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.