The P in potato stands for power

White people is a slur? Noted.

No but really though it’s important to know in a restaurant. White people mild is totally different than regular mild

Lmao.

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

Demanding respect because you’re older is a form of participation trophy.

If boy didn’t leave with a pastry I swear to G

(Story)

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WHAT.

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise