sad person

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I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on

Petition for someone to fuck me as hard as 2014 did

*winks at my reflection in the mirror*

*reflection walks away*

does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me

Some people don’t know how it feels like to wake up everyday and tell yourself that everything’s gonna be okay when you know that its not.

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

Funny how people say they’re “expecting” a baby as if there’s a possibility it could be anything else like a dog or a pokémon

i’m not like most girls… i’m not a girl. stop misgendering me

i just want a pretty face and nice clothes