Universal Times, No. 15590
Return of the Universe Killers
Well, folks, the unthinkable has happened once more.
This actually comes to me from a special interview, with someone- who shall remain anonymous- who travelled into the victim universe just days before the event and lived to tell the tail, before somehow tracking down the garage where I make these and giving me the scoop.
She told me she and her girlfriend went into the 'verse just days before, and picked up on some freaky signals. This lead them to what would be the scene of a certified universal break-in, as a horde of indescribable monsters leapt out of a crack in the very fabric of reality.
She told me they just managed to get away from it at first, but eventually they caught up. Fortunately, she tells me, her girlfriend is quite the tech wiz, and so set about fixing their broken translocator.
That didn't stop the beasts from honing in on them. They managed to get away by the skin of their teeth, let me tell you. One of 'em lost an arm and a leg, an' the other nearly died.
They got through it cause they kept going. The world was crashing down on them, but they didn't stop.
Now my sources are dwindling, and I don't know if I'll be reporting on this for a while.
But remember that this is important. You may think yourself safe, but so did those who lost their lives in these tragedies.
More importantly, remember to keep on hoping. Keep on believing thing'll be fine, and keep on fighting for it. That's their weakness.
That's it from me, for now.
From the bottom of my heart, I wish you well.
