Just another postmodern gloryhole

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

i'm opening up our relationship so bugs can get in

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

White people. Mass media. Internet users. Shut the fuck up about "skinwalkers." That's not. Well okay one you're entirely wrong about the concept and two stop co opting indigenous culture into your own "quirky" bullshit fuck you. This also goes for the other thing white people stole from native culture and took it to mean "scary monster 😨" that I'm not saying on account of yknow. Part of the point and the actual thing behind it is that you're not supposed to say the name. And I for one respect my culture I wish other people did too. Treat native cultures with the respect they deserve. Fucker.

every now n then i think about how native americans as human beings just dont exist in like 99% of mainstream media. in movies or tv shows or books or video games or you know even in porn like we just arent people. when theres a native character theyre like a wild west indian. like truly to ppl we all died back in the 1900s.

waitress waitress, more girls with very small dicks please!!!

waitress waitress!! please make fun of how small it is!! and make sure you mix some praise in too!! call her dick cute and tiny and pathetic ok waitress?? pretty please??

waitress!! waitress are you bigger than her? yes? splendid!! splendid!! waitress!! please compare your dick to hers and show her how pathetic and tiny and adorable she is next to yours!! thank you waitress we love you waitress!!

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url