Postmodern Goddesses

Will Smith

I was going to get married on July 4th but it had to be done on July 3rd because the justice of the peace don’t work on government holidays.

EL💜ME

The only movie we went to the theater twice to watch was Matrix.

Agent Smith

“Mr. & Mrs. Smith”

Paul Atreides says a religious adventure is almost like a science fiction religion like Scientology.

I honoured my widow father I suffered much in the freedom of my grace and then he died and I not desiring an inheritance I cried only to suffer to honour his liabilities having already honoured my baby sisters love of babies I then did honour the stolen memory of my mother that made my father a widow in the first place because I have the testicles to sing no longer desiring to be unsung hero!

I also raged offering up my life to my wife because the ugly trolls online slandered her good name! Then I raged worse than Dances with Wolves like one who was an actual native! I was a young slinder snake but I became the dragon I forgave!