Witches can be right. Giants can be good.

I made this sketch in art class at school during free time

I based it off a picture of Pia Douwes but it does not look like Pia Douwes💀

but hey that’s why I’m taking art

I am starting to think that I hallucinated this fic because I have scoured the internet for it and I cannot find it anywhere💀😭

Mozart is a prince who is locked up in a tower because his father told him that he has a disease that will kill him if he leaves the castle, so he is locked up there for his own good after his mother died from the same disease

Salieri is an assassin hired by a neighboring country to kill Mozart to get rid of the royal family

Wolfgang and Nannerl exchange letters every week, and Wolfgang had sent Nannerl an opera he wrote and Nannerl has told him that people love it

(I think Salieri was hired because The Marriage of Figaro was so controversial pissed off the neighboring aristocrats, but I'm not really sure)

Wolfgang thinks that Salieri is his knight at first and puts on his crown but it falls off(when he bows?) or something

Salieri is kind of insulted and tells Mozart that he is there to kill him, so Mozart convinces Salieri to take him out of the tower to explore since he would die after one day in the outside world anyways

I think Salieri brings Mozart to an inn and goes and buys him a dress so they disguise Mozart as Salieri's girlfriend/wife and go dancing?

They sleep together after this and the next morning Mozart is not dead

They leave the inn to find Nannerl? But meets Da Ponte(?) who is another assassin hired by the same neighboring country

Da Ponte has killed Leopold and escaped easily since Leopold likes privacy and keeps his guards and advisors far away

After Leopold dies Nannerl is slightly suspicious if Wolfgang ever had a disease at all because (I think) we find out that Leopold sent Mozart away so Nannerl would rule and become queen because Leopold believed Wolfgang would be a terrible ruler

Mozart reveals who he is and Da Ponte stabs him after promising not to(?) so Salieri kills Da Ponte and continues on the horse to find Nannerl

Nannerl and Wolfgang reunite and they hug and a doctor is fetched and Wolfgang falls asleep and Salieri stays by his side until he wakes up and has a conversation with Nannerl

Mozart survives and Salieri actually becomes his knight and Mozart doesn't really want to rule anyways so he continues living as a prince, and they live happily ever after

They also have two horses named Horseleri and Horsegang(?)

Anyways I have a pretty good memory(except when it comes to the title😭) and remember too much of this fanfic for my own good

I think this was on Ao3 but I'm not too sure and I'm pretty sure it was only 1 chapter

ME!!!

I was procrastinating reading Waterloo for so long since it's 60 pages of Hugo just describing the Battle of Waterloo in excessive detail with no important connections to the main plot(correct me if I'm wrong, Victor Hugo is such a yapper😭)

but honestly it's not that impressive once you put into perspective that I haven't touched Les Mis in a year since school is torture and I got this book almost two Christmases ago💀😭

I showed her a clip of Kristin Chenoweth singing Popular and she's like nope Ariana Grande is better??????😭😭😭

which is fine, people have different opinions on things but then she said Kristin sounded flat and boring??? and Ariana was just so much better??? excuse me?????

do not insult Kristin Chenoweth she is QUEEN and MOTHER

I have been a Wicked fan for almost 5 years now (not even that long compared to the 21 year run rn) and we've been friends for nearly 2 years and I've told her that she would like Wicked and she's refused to even listen to one song???

ALL IT TOOK WAS FREAKING ARIANA GRANDE (no disrespect she is awesome as Glinda)

???????

WTH

I'm so done with preppy people