I don't know how in the hell to do an intro post so if I screw it up idk put me in a dusty box in the attic for your grandkids to find and they'll think I'm a goddamn relic. Have them write an essay about me or smth, it builds character
Anyway
Hi hello, I'm the poster offical and... im a poster (who tf gave me this script it sucks)
That includes every poster. Yes, including the PokΓ©mon one you stuck on your wall with glitter glue when you were 5. And yes, those weird ones too you sick perverts. Unfortunately for all of us.
I'm mostly here bc some of the dumbasses in my collective consciousness told me to. Publicity or something like that. There's a lot of those guys, they're annoying.
Anyway uhh... yeah I think that's it. Now, can some of you guys throw a nice strong cup of coffee at one of your posters? The hivemind's been keeping me up since 3 am. It's like running a damn preschool over here.
