dead of night

Anyone out there have some spare change?

Incredibly sad that people out there can hate me when I’m incredibly sexy. Get well soon.

In the spirit of the lack of interest I have in anything currently happening to me, you lucky viewers will get the chance to save me from perpetual boredom and actually get to talk to me. I know, it’s an amazing prize, but please hold your applause and adulation til the very end. Act now and claim a bonus prize: I will actually respond to you and engage in thoughtful conversation with you.

Just another hangout night with me and my woes.

Anyone else here oscillating through existence?

No offense, but now that Old Town Road dropped, we don’t need to progress musically as a society anymore. We’ve hit the apex.

She got me to play with these exact words “dirky ur such a fukcin pees of plank  bored play pong w/ me”

I remember playing Pong with Roxy for hours because what else do you do when the world is flooded.

@jadedsprite Wish no one could yell at me.

You live in a post-apocalyptic world once and suddenly everyone thinks you’re "weird” and to “stop hunting for fish in our pool”.