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Ah yes, Starmer and Mahmood showing they're taking the rise in antisemitism very seriously by... checks notes... conflating Israel with Jewish people at every possible opportunity, while pro-Israel lobby groups are allowed to pressure politicians, hospitals, venues, festivals and basically anyone who looks at a watermelon too fondly.
"Oh, you like that watermelon, do ya?"
Natasha Hausdorff's head rises from behind the kiwis, handing you a threatening email.
"We'll see about that."
Oh yes, and now barring people like Hasan Piker and Cenk Uygur from entering the country to speak, because apparently criticising a foreign, far-right government is a threat to public order. Not the people who have spent years pushing fallacy and misinformation until useful idiots started trying to burn down "asylum hotels". That's just a press conference where Starmer shakes his head disapprovingly, with no self-awareness that the country, left and right, hates him down to his bones.
That'll do it, guys! Our hero has spoken! War is over! Nothing to see here!
Nothing defeats antisemitic conspiracy theories like the government spending two years acting like criticism of Israel during a genocide is automatically antisemitism, then adopting the same bad-faith logic used to silence criticism of Israel in the first place. That makes total sense.
I think that makes for a really, really healthy situation that is definitely not going to inflame tensions even more. What leaders. Inspirational. Brave. Not at all fucking transparent.
Great job. Entirely normal country. Definitely not a brazen display of cowardice from a government willing to torch the Labour Party's moral credibility just to appease a genocidal state and keep nodding along to the United States like a little bitch.
Totally normal. No notes.
*Shakes head loudly in Protestant*
To the lady on TikTok who said that Fashionably London by Zara was a Stella McCartney dupe... Count your days.
I have been swindled.
I'm sorry, I'm still buzzing off the best hate watch of my life. I have a sad little life, what can I say x
Merry Sunday.

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Slot sacked.
Arsenal bottle a final.
A Gabriel miss.
Enrique back-to-back CL.
Noice.
Right, who put 50 pence in Blair again and can you fucking stop, please? Thanks x
I, too, would like to write about how disgusted I am that Helen "evil zionist bitch" Mirren was hounded by a man who sounded like he was on death's door himself, in the streets of the UK.
So what, if her views align with that of ministers like Ben-Gvir? A man who is just so dang giddy about liberation that he's blowing out candles celebrating the execution of Palestinians on top of a cake decorated with a noose.
What, you've never had similar views with bad people?
HITLER LOVED ANIMALS, YOU PIGS. SO I CAN'T LOVE ANIMALS?!
You people are sick with stupidity...
*hysterical screaming*
SICK!
Helen Mirren is, simply, a very innocent old lady who would NEVER travel hours to a foreign country to watch Arabs getting thrown out of their homes in Jerusalem and then describe people being forcibly displaced as "magical".
She's not an evil fucking...
Oh.
Well...
*nonsensical grumbling*
You...
Fucking...
*cries in stupid*
FREE PALY, IDIOTS.
*runs to cry to Steve Reed about cookies or co-write Helen Mirren fanfiction where they pretend they know what the loving touch of another human being feels like*
...Anywho, Dear God/Tumblr, please take all of Judi Dench's pain and give it to Helen Mirren and then times it by a million. Ta love xoxo
Please stand for the national anthem x

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Clive Lewis is literally what politicians are supposed to be, but increasingly aren't.
Right lads, I didn't watch Eurovision because I'm part of the gay left-wing sector of watching, not the Disney adult iteration, but if we're getting one point in a competition with a state actively committing genocide, save us the embarrassment and the BBC some money for Farage's dressing room and just leave the competition.
I mean... ngl, I did have to double check when I saw who finished top two. Can't write it, really.
Anywho, get your Moroccanoil money, EBU!! Just remember to contour so you look good in the history books when people are finding really intelligent ways to call you fascist sympathisers... So sure the EBU are indifferent to genocide, but BOY did the EBU have good cheekbones, eh? xoxo
...The EBU are absolute fucking idiots.
I just watched Katie Price's video about her husband possibly being kidnapped or arrested and I have NOBODY to talk to about it.
I'm no Poirot, but I reckon the fact that the last time she spoke to him, his hands were zip-tied, he was panicking about people returning and he was wearing a hood might indicate something a bit fishy is going on...
Also, the fact that she went public with all this and then two hours later posted a picture of herself watching Eurovision? Iconic, frankly.
It was mere months ago she was in the comments responding to his ex-wife's allegations, and now the last time Lee was apparently heard from was in the back of a van where, despite zip ties and a hood, he still managed to do a cheeky facetime.
I dunno... I just feel a Netflix documentary coming. All The Veneers And No Idea or something... Might need to go back to the drawing board for that one x
I hope fans riot if Alonso goes to Chelsea and we're forced to stick with Slot because Hughes and Edwards shag computers and don't look around and see nobody is connected to that bald twat xoxo

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