so not the drama!

❝ What the FUCK is up ___? No– what did you SAY, what the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up ____. ❞

❝ You have been stopped! ❞

❝ You better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH–. ❞

❝ Today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I’d get pushed way less. ❞

❝ Well now, calm down, we don’t wanna panic at the disco. ❞

❝ Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle? ❞

❝ Oh my god, why can’t you just take the freakin’ complimEEEENT? ❞

❝ What the FUCK _____? ❞

❝ That’s is NOT correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of _____. ❞

❝ STOOOOP. I could have dropped my croissant! ❞

❝ Okay you know what, you’re on time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there! ❞

❝ This house is a fucking NIGHTMARE” ❞

❝ Honey that’s a flyer for a lawn service . ❞

❝ Hey hey hey, kids, kids! … [MUSE’S NAME IN ALL CAPS]!!! … Honey can you be quiet, I’m just trying to do something. ❞

❝ On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. ❞

❝ I won’t hesitate, bitch. ❞

❝ Road work ahead? Uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does! ❞

❝ I love you, bitch! I ain’t gonna ever stop loving you– BITCH! ❞

❝ Waddup, I’m ____ I’m [age] and I never fucking learned how to read. ❞

❝ Miss me with that gay shit. ❞

❝ Go back to sleep, and STARVE. ❞

❝ This is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you! ❞

❝ ___ stop. Stop. ___ stop, you’re going to get in trouble. ❞

❝ I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! ❞ 

❝ Waaait a minute. Who are you? ❞

❝ I’ve never been to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ How do you know what’s good for me? ❞

❝ That’s my opINIOOOOOOON! ❞

❝ Ah, fuck– I can’t believe you’ve done this. ❞

[sobbing] ❝ I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. ❞

❝ Uuh, I’m not finished. ❞

❝ First off, let’s— oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do? ❞

                Chaos courses through her like a blazing fire.      

me; lets plot !

sb; yea !

us both;

Send my muse a text, or send 📲 for my muse to send yours a random one

[text] U r looking so sexy [text] How old r u? [text] Shame you’re 39km away, I want you to sit on my face [text] I would give you an orgasm for your birthday [text] Whatcha doing [text] I wanna bite into ur ass like an apple [text] Have something you’d rather do? [text] Love your smile xx [text] What else that mouth do [text] What?? Why you acting like im being weird [text] Do you like being eaten? [text] Haha ;) [text] You’d be screaming [text] You wanna meet up soon? [text] You’re not special just because you have a pair of tits [text] I could get any babe I want [text] You suck dick? [text] Girls throw themselves at me ok bitch [text] Do you have bf ? [text] For real .. How u don’t have a bf? [text] You are so cute idk understand how u don’t have a bf [text] Really you have a gf. I don’t believe u [text] I wish to be ur bf 😊 [text] I think lesbian are hot af [text] Sext me [text] Are you bisexual :p [text] There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? [text] So can you do the splits on this D? [text] Hey sexy [text] What you doing sexy [text] Is there a reason you don’t want to suck my cock? [text] Hi cutie, how much for a HJ? 😊 [text] Are you papa bear’s porridge because you’re hot [text] Alright so when you gonna suck my cock [text] You had you chance now I’m sick of you bye [text] Send me a pic babe x [text] Do you want a pic? x [text] Have you got a place to yourself baby? x [text] Have I scared you off?!! Lol x [text] so wanna see my abs? 😛 [text] Send nudes [text] let’s play a game [text] Whatcha thinking about? [text] You can rock that bikini babe [text] Well ur a hoe cause u don’t wanna see my dick. Stupid af [text] How about a quickie right before class? [text] Listen I’ll help you if you give me a bj [text] Sorry friend stole my phone [text] Wanna make a baby tonight? Or watch a movie [text] uhmm is it weird I ask how far you have gone? [text] Wow you could at least thank me God u fucking bitch [text] Hey wanna fuck [text] I’d really like to pull your hair and fuck you right now [text] You’re hot haha [text] I’m hard [text] Really random haha but would you be dtf sometime? [text] Wanna see it [text] Can I see you [text] I bet you got nice tits [text] Can I see them [text] Bend over for me [text] Do you want fuck with me ? [text] i want to see you naked [text] Yoo you single? X [text] I’m not a perv just fyi. Just a very open person [text] Im really horny and cant sleep :O [text] So do you get crazy in the bedroom [text] So lol random but do you masturbate? [text] Are you alone [text] Lol wondering do you ever get realllly horny [text] Get naked