Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

trigger warning for murder.

❛  i choose something different. i choose the impossible. i choose… rapture.  ❜

❛  now you’ve rattled the monkey cage. here they come.  ❜

❛  what excuse do we have not to sculpt, and sculpt, and sculpt, until the job is done?  ❜

❛  what if now it is not my skill that fails me but my imagination?  ❜

❛  chin up, now. the lord hates a quitter.  ❜

❛  i’m here to show you a new kind of beauty.  ❜

❛  the path of the righteous is not always easy, yes?  ❜

❛  the reward will become clear in time: be patient.  ❜

❛  whichever way you slice it, good men died.  ❜

❛  i thought this would be a better life for us. can you imagine a bigger fool than that?  ❜

❛  if you press that button, you’ll learn what it means to truly be my enemy.  ❜

❛  you ooze in like an assassin and then try to sneak out like a thief.  ❜

❛  there’s two ways to deal with the mystery: uncover it, or eliminate it.  ❜

❛  i come to this place to build the impossible.  ❜

❛  that’ll take you straight to the devil himself. and then all debts will be paid in full.  ❜

❛  so there are no innocents. there are heroes, and there are criminals.  ❜

❛  who says you can’t teach an old hound new tricks?  ❜

❛  i believe in no god, no invisible man in the sky.  ❜

❛  even in the gathering dark, you light a candle.  ❜

❛  i feel… hatred, like i’ve never felt before, in my chest. bitter, burning fury.  ❜

❛  the artist has a duty to seduce the ear and delight the spirit.  ❜

❛  who could hate me so much they’d ruin me like this? what did i do to them?  ❜

❛  if you can’t come in from the cold, then you gotta grow ice over your heart.  ❜

❛  you’re not a moth… you’re an angel. i’ve never painted an angel… maybe i should!  ❜

❛  you give them hope. and for this, i am grateful.  ❜

❛  i don’t need to be judged by you… by anyone… screw you!  ❜

❛  i haven’t chosen a spot for you on the wall yet. let me know if you have a preference.  ❜

❛  if i have to kill one to save the other, so be it.  ❜

❛  thank you for reminding me that the light of the world has not yet been snuffed off.  ❜

❛  it’s about who can become less of a man and more of a monster.  ❜

❛  imagine the will it took to create a place like this.  ❜

❛  is there blood in the streets? of course.  ❜

❛  the great chain moves slowly, but with wisdom.  ❜

❛  as you drag me closer to the abyss, you pull yourself right along with me.  ❜

❛  i offer you a quick death. it will be preferable to what you will learn if you win.  ❜

❛  think about it for a second, and maybe the word will come to you: nostalgia!  ❜

❛  mark my words — your only reward will be a knife in the back.  ❜

❛  my strength is not in steel and fire, but in my intellect and will.  ❜

❛  in the end, all that matters to me — is me. and all that matters to you — is you.  ❜

❛  even in the book of lies, sometimes you find truth.  ❜

❛  a season for all things: a time to live, and a time to die.  ❜

❛  a man chooses. a slave obeys.  ❜

❛  you know what they say… never mix business with friendship.  ❜

❛  kills me to turn my fist to you, but business is business. don’t let it get you down.  ❜

❛  they say to save one life is to save the world entire.  ❜

❛  now there’s nothing left for you but a long cold nothing.  ❜

❛  you know, you should be thanking me! i brought you here! i showed you who you are!  ❜

❛  nobody never told you nothing but lies till i came along!  ❜

❛  i’d turn tail if i were you, kid. ain’t nothin’ here for you but tears.  ❜

❛  to question is to surrender. i will not question.  ❜

❛  they offered you the city… and you refused it. and what did you do instead?  ❜

❛  you saved them. you gave them the one thing that was stolen from them. a chance.  ❜

❛  and what was your reward? you never said. but i think i know… a family.  ❜

Ill & Injured Sentences, Vol. 7

(Sentences for muses that don't feel so great, and for muses trying to take care of another. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You know, you're in this situation because you ignored your last doctor."

"I've got a hole in my leg! How the hell do you think I'm doing?"

"I can see why someone stabbed you."

"You have broken my heart... And also my leg."

"I hope there's a story to go with that face?"

"Sit down! You look terrible!"

"You know, just because you feel like you're ready to leave the hospital doesn't mean you actually are."

"Thank fuck that pill's kicking in!"

"Are you going to be a baby about this?"

"I'm sorry, but I'm concerned. Did you get a concussion last night?"

"What the fuck happened to your arm?"

"How does it feel to get shot? I've heard it described as feeling like being stung by a hundred bees in the same place."

"Are you just going to fuss over me all day?"

"I forbid you to die! Do you understand me?"

"I love how you're so calm when I'm coughing up blood."

"Are you having a hard time focusing on what I'm saying?"

"You don't have to worry about me. I'm going to be okay."

"You're bleeding. Who did this?"

"Are you dead?"

"I would so like to see to your injuries, however superficially."

"I wasn't in a shootout. I was just near one."

"What's more surprising to you: that someone made an attempt on your life, or that it hasn't happened more often?"

"There's nothing weak about taking care of yourself."

"I wish I had something to give you for the pain."

"I'm not going to die... Don't let me die."

"Don't you think you should take a break after what you just went through?"

"Sit down before you bleed out!"

"I am tired of everybody else doing things for me!"

"Stop your squirming!"

"You were right to fight back."

"The best thing for an injury is to walk it off!"

"Luckily, they only shot me in the head!"

"It's been a week! A week's long enough to heal anything!"

"Something tells me that you deserved those bruises."

"This is not how I thought I would die!"

"Don't turn your head away. Being sick is nothing to be ashamed of."

"It didn't hurt at all yesterday. I guess it saved all the pain for today."

Ill & Injured Sentences, Vol. 7

(Sentences for muses that don't feel so great, and for muses trying to take care of another. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You know, you're in this situation because you ignored your last doctor."

"I've got a hole in my leg! How the hell do you think I'm doing?"

"I can see why someone stabbed you."

"You have broken my heart... And also my leg."

"I hope there's a story to go with that face?"

"Sit down! You look terrible!"

"You know, just because you feel like you're ready to leave the hospital doesn't mean you actually are."

"Thank fuck that pill's kicking in!"

"Are you going to be a baby about this?"

"I'm sorry, but I'm concerned. Did you get a concussion last night?"

"What the fuck happened to your arm?"

"How does it feel to get shot? I've heard it described as feeling like being stung by a hundred bees in the same place."

"Are you just going to fuss over me all day?"

"I forbid you to die! Do you understand me?"

"I love how you're so calm when I'm coughing up blood."

"Are you having a hard time focusing on what I'm saying?"

"You don't have to worry about me. I'm going to be okay."

"You're bleeding. Who did this?"

"Are you dead?"

"I would so like to see to your injuries, however superficially."

"I wasn't in a shootout. I was just near one."

"What's more surprising to you: that someone made an attempt on your life, or that it hasn't happened more often?"

"There's nothing weak about taking care of yourself."

"I wish I had something to give you for the pain."

"I'm not going to die... Don't let me die."

"Don't you think you should take a break after what you just went through?"

"Sit down before you bleed out!"

"I am tired of everybody else doing things for me!"

"Stop your squirming!"

"You were right to fight back."

"The best thing for an injury is to walk it off!"

"Luckily, they only shot me in the head!"

"It's been a week! A week's long enough to heal anything!"

"Something tells me that you deserved those bruises."

"This is not how I thought I would die!"

"Don't turn your head away. Being sick is nothing to be ashamed of."

"It didn't hurt at all yesterday. I guess it saved all the pain for today."

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“Don’t panic, but I may have accidentally joined a cult.”

“Good news: I found a sword. Bad news: It’s haunted.”

“How many chickens are too many chickens?”

“The raccoon is not our pet. Put it down.”

“I need you to distract the cops for… reasons.”

“The good couch is on fire.”

“Do you think we could fight God? Hypothetically.”

“I replaced all your mugs with skulls.”

“There’s no law that says we can’t rob the mayor.”

“The plan is flawless. Step one: chaos. Step two: profit.”

“That’s not my blood, and that’s all I’m willing to say.”

“I bought a cannon.”

“Quick—pick a crime!”

“You can’t prove I’m the one who summoned it.”

“This is fine. I’m fine. Everything’s fine. (It’s not fine.)”

“Why is there a medieval knight in our kitchen?”

“I think the fridge is possessed.”

“You said you wanted excitement!”

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