no matter what i know who i am

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

deleting all dating apps so i can find love the old fashioned way (we meet at a party and you take me to another, we become best friends, you ask me for a thousand dollars for your startup and make me your cofounder, you move to the other side of the country without me, i need your attention and freeze our bank account, you dilute my shares to .03%, i sue you for 600 million dollars and make you talk about us and you pay me more to than that to never talk about you. we never meet again)

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 41st year in a row

i’m probably some kind of boy but there’s no time for that rn

quick are you mythologizing sex again? are you making it seem like a special category of human behavior rather than just a thing people do? are you forgetting that it can be silly or fun or simply pedestrian? are you forgetting that it requires conversation and negotiation just like every other human activity that involves other people?

your narrative foil fucking bit me dude

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

I need a sign from God and not some wishy washy vague shit I need a vision beamed directly into my brain with clear instructions please and thank you

yeah man this strain is called ‘final girl’ it’ll have you backing away precariously wielding a kitchen knife and shaking uncontrollably