hm

It’s the principle of sh1t. If you don’t want me doing it to you, don’t do it to me.

BEAT HIS ASS BEAT HIS ASS

"[Character] fights in underground deathmatches to get money" yes ok but consider instead "[Character] plays Dance Dance Revolution competitively to get money" which is much funnier when your character is equally as miserable about it

Underground ddr death matches

people who are like “i’m hot and mean” and that’s their personality. i love that for you but please stay away from me

you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

​puts them in my mouth