queen of egos

antigone: DO NOT FIGHT ANTIGONE. she will battle to the death to take you down. 'anti' is part of her name for good reason.

orestes: do fight orestes. he has furies haunting him and will be distracted. easy win.

electra: do fight sophocles' electra. she lets orestes act on her behalf, and we've established that you can take him down. do not fight euripides' electra. she stabbed her mother.

helen: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? GO SIT IN A CORNER AND RECONSIDER THE LIFE CHOICES THAT BROUGHT YOU TO THIS UNPRECEDENTED LOW. (and you'd lose anyway)

medea: there is a 1000000% chance that you will die horribly. avoid at all costs.

jason: incompetent toadstool. definitely fight him.

philoctetes: only fight if he doesn't have his bow (and you are a terrible person willing to exploit his urgent need for medical care)

oedipus: he has enough problems. leave him be. there is no honor in this fight.

aegisthus & pentheus: see jason

clytemnestra: her most famous line is "quick, bring me my man-slaying axe." you do the math.

agamemnon: the king of trash, but a strong warrior. defeat him by trickery.

iphigenia, alcestis, polyxena & andromache: see helen

cassandra: even if you win, she will have the last laugh, because she has foreseen your death and sung a creepy song about it.