≪pornographicPuppetmaster≫

hhh hh h it is not

It definitely is too.

i think you go out of your way to make sure you make me blush at least once every time we talk.

To list all the things I love about you would break Tumblr. You should feel honored. 

is that the only perk?

I'm pretty sure I'd hit the character limit of a Tumblr text post if I listed all the perks.

Pretty sure the place said ‘No Returns and No Refunds.’ Looks like I’m stuck with you. All mine forever.

oh damn well unlucky for you then

Oh, I don't know. It's got some perks. The witty banter simply can't be beat.

throw me out and get a refund

Pretty sure the place said 'No Returns and No Refunds.' Looks like I'm stuck with you. All mine forever.

yep i know i am B)

yeah just a bit

Can't handle the yeehaw. What am I going to do with you, Dave?

i can do that

Perfect.

...What? Was the yeehaw a little too much for you?

A little moving is alright but you have to maintain contact with my body and stay naked.

rubs my cheek against yours

Good little pussy.

comes back only because i love you too