Tchotchkes in Blog Form

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

Can this be the new trend this year? I really love it, making non-positive art into beautiful accepting positivity. And also very gay. Love the gay.

This is framed like a parks and rec gag

absolute decadence

Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets

this post almost moved me to tears

i constantly think about that conversation between taika waititi and jemaine clement where they’re making fun of people whose parents are still together

“”Snowflake” Aren’t you a sitting senator?” Can and should be the reason for this loser’s breakdown someday. The $36k callout? Absolutely l e t h a l.

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

I’m gonna reblog for y’all but also for me bc I’m a writer man I need this random info

Our school used to ask children who were late questions about maths, but those that they can’t answer yet. And then they made kids write down that they don’t know math. My 11yo classmate (who was always great at math) was crying after this.

State sanctioned child abuse

It may not be child abuse but honestly, some of this shit is fucking insane and harmful to the students than it is helpful. 

How is systematically targeting, publicly shaming and humiliating young children not abuse to some of you??

If you see this as motivation, you have no business being around children. “I was abused and I turned out fine” isn’t a valid argument. You didn’t turn out fine. You think child abuse is ok.

That flame in your heart is a maladaptive coping mechanism to help you avoid being actually upset by what happened to you, but go off I guess

bwahahahahaah one of my favourite scenes in the damn game. I knew they were going to jump me, but I had to see this train wreck…

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

I Caesar what they did there, @pornicorn . You know how I do.

Boy oh boy, we’re inadvertently threatening sometimes. Remember when Celery said we looked like hitmen?

@awolfbeneath I’m a marshmallow. You’d actually cut a bitch.

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

I Caesar what they did there, @pornicorn . You know how I do.