So whatâs the absolute horniest freakiest most fuck-boy filled frat on campus?Â
(Mod Note: Weâre unsure if this isâŠ. âpregnancyâ, but we will let it slideâŠâŠ.. this time.)
      You knew you wouldnât be able to ask the advisors such a raunchy line of questioning, and you were a little late for the rush, but you also knew that you werenât gonna be able to get through college without some people to help you with your little problem. So, clad in cargo shorts and a light t-shirt to advertise your slender body, you took a walk one evening when the sun was orange and the deep blue sky was streaked with pink clouds.
      Using your friendly freshman face and eager attitude, you were able to get directions to the various frat houses. There was a nervous lilt to your steps; your little âproblemâ was already starting to creep up on you and your poor tummy felt chilled and achy. Your midriff crawled and tingled and anyone else mightâve called it anxiety, but you knew better.
      One young man greeted you wearing a classy suit and spoke in only professional tones. He let you take a peek inside the frat house, which was clean and quiet. But a business fraternity was probably not the place to help you deal with your issue. You thanked him for his time and left. He seemed very polite and understanding, if a little, well, too formal. âI was new here once, as well. Good evening!â
      There were three other frats to inspect. Your belly gurgled and made you quiver with the aching emptiness. You werenât hungry though, and that soreness in your loins wasnât related to blue-balls in the slightest (you had a laptop and a decent internet connection, after all). In fact you werenât even really horny otherwise⊠but your body was sending that naughty little signal to you again. It had to be taken care of soon. Like before morning.
      Two of the other frats were wrong for youâone seemed to be more of an extended band camp than a frat, and the other was science-related. They were full of lanky, wiry, reedy young men it seemed, the kind who (like you) werenât averse to porn and a fap session when they got horny.
      You needed some guys who werenât satisfied with porn.
      And when you got to that last frat house, your lower abdomen gave a little swoop of joy and adrenaline: the young man who greeted you at the door wore only boxers and a rear-facing baseball cap, and he had a thick, burly wrestlerâs build.
      This was exactly what youâd need during your time at college. You could tell just by looking up at him. Damn. Damn. Perfect. Your belly bubbled at the thought of him smirking down at you as he pinned you under his weightâŠ
      And then he showed you inside and you saw the mess, the graffiti, the upturned furniture, the smell of alcohol and the undertones of musk⊠the wacky antics being seen and heard in various rooms, the massed cheers of âOOOHHHHâ as someone landed a ball in a beer pong game.
      âNameâs Brad,â he said with a slightly tipsy smile stretching across his reddened face. He shook your hand as he smirked down at you. His grip was strong, his hands rough, his arms muscled. You chanced a glance down at his sizeable bulge. Of course his name was fucking âBrad.â You never met anyone who looked more like a âBrad.â It was such a stereotypical name for such a stereotypical-looking frat-boy.
      But⊠yeah. THIS was the frat you needed. âSo. Uhh⊠maybe I can apply?â You tried not to look like you were wrapping your arms around your aching cold tummy. This close to a big, strongâŠ
âWell I should⊠*belch* oof, sâcuse me haha, I should probably take you to the President,â Brad said. He smelled like sweat and musk and beer and,
      He draped one of those thick arms over your shoulders and steered you to the stairs leading up. Barely knew you, already touching you like you were longtime buddies. In his case it was absolutely the beer, not that you minded the intimacy.
      Fuck he smelled like cum. His boxers were tight across his muscular thighs and while they seemed clean, the odors of repeated sexual encounters with no showers in between clung to this guy, heavily. It made your aching belly tingle and buzz with anticipation.
      It had to be this one. The party frat. Exactly the place you were looking for. Drunk, horny frat boys doing stupid shit every night. Perfect.
      A shiver zipped down from the small of your back to your rear end.
      It may have had something to do with Bradâs big warm arm holding you to his side and giving you a friendly squeeze and âwe have TONS of fun here, parties every weekend, the house gets filled with girlsâŠâ
      GIRLS. How wonderful. If itâs one thing to be seeded, itâs another thing entirely to seed. You were very pleased the first time you fucked a girl and realized that despite your strange condition, you were still quite able to âbe a manâ and enjoy heterosexual sex. At least none of your high school athlete âbuddiesâ gave you a hard time about it.
      And why would they? After allâŠ
      âWHAT, Brad?â the presidentâs rough voice yells from inside a door.
      âBUUUrrrrrp. Got a pledge!â
      âOh. Send âem in.â
      You entered a dimly lit room absolutely heady with the smell of fresh cum and spilled alcohol. A young man stood in the center of it all, and a feminine body knelt before his crotch while slim arms wrapped around his powerful core from behind and rubbed his pectorals.
      He looked down at you as you drew close. âHuh. *burp* You donât look like much. You wanna join? What for?â The entire scene reminded you of a victorious barbarian lord being attended to by some captured wenches. Drape some pelts around the room, maybe. Some torch lighting or candles instead of the dim lamps.
      The long, tan, sculpted girl behind him peered around his big, round shoulders. âOoo, James, heâs CUTE, look!â
      You blushed, not that anyone could tell in the poor lighting. The old jealousy still jabbed at your emotions; all throughout puberty you watched your high school classmates and friends turn into men. It happened slowly, throughout the school year, or sometimes it would happen quickly over a summer vacation and you wouldnât recognize the big, studly new classmate until he âreintroducedâ himself and you realized that heâd been smaller than you four months ago.
      You, unfortunately, remained a smooth, slender babyfaced boy as your peers shot up and out all around you, and you hated it⊠until you realized that not only were many girls infatuated with your tender, prettyboy looks, but the various jocks in the lockerroom that much hornier and willing to help you deal with your âissue.â All you had to do was show up after a game.
      And it all worked out in the end. At least until you graduated.
      They got bigger, and bigger, and manlier, and hornier, and you⊠well you got a little taller at least. Filled out a tiny bit so you didnât look like a child anymore, but⊠but it was ok, wasnât it? Because the bigger and manlier your classmates grew, the hornier they got, and the more satisfied you could all make each other. Some of your best high school memories were after games, when the big thick powerful jocks took their turns⊠warming your tummyâŠ
      James gently shrugged the two girls off him. âGimme a second here.â He strutted right up to you. OOo heâs so big. He had the look of a Hollywood heartthrob, a teen idol who grew up and kept his looks but packed on the muscle so he could play in action movies instead of romcoms.The closer he got, the more you had to look up, and him down. He had dark, spiked hair and his tanned skin was covered with sweat. His slick boner almost poked you in the navel. You almost pushed your abdomen forward just to feel it.
      âSo you⊠you wanna join.â James wiped his mouth with the back of his wrist. âWhatâve you got to offer us, huh? You know frats are based around activities, *belch* right? They got the business majors, the music majors, uhh⊠are you gonna be on any of the teams?â
      âNo, but⊠I got a proposition for you,â you said. âHowâs free beer, whenever you want it, sound?â
      James started laughing. âYeah⊠yeah right! So youâre a rich kid tryinâ to buy his way in, huh?â
      You pulled out your trump cardâa little glass bottle youâd kept in one of your roomy pockets, filled with golden-brown beer. âNope. Here, try it. I um. I make it myself.â
      âYou do not, donât gimme that haha,â James said. His big hand reached out and took the vial from you. He popped the top with his thumb, downing the entire shot. His eyes got wide. âOh. Hey now. Hey⊠thatâs pretty damn good! I donât think Iâve ever had this brand before, whereâd ya get it?â
      âI made it.â
      âYeah, sure,â he laughed, and he passed your bottle back to you. âI mean if you wanna finance our beer cellar, Iâve got no issues with thatâŠâ
      âNo dude, I actually make this stuffâŠâ you cringed as your needy tummy growled at you. âI, uhh⊠I need help to make it though, which is kinda my proposition, uhmmm⊠basicallyâŠâ
      Itâs the moment of truth now.
      Even his smile makes you feel⊠oof. You cringe when he speaks, when his smoldering brown eyes undress you, like heâs already on top of you.
      âDude you donât have to lie your way in,â James chuckles. His voice is smooth, deep, manly, loud and strong, filling the room from a broad chest and you hate what your body does to you sometimes but you just REALLY wanna bury your face in those thick pecs and let him breed youâŠ
      âIâm not lying, seriously, IâŠâ you swallow and lift your shirt up. âI make it all, in here.â You give your smooth, flat abdomen a small pat. âUm. Iâve been doing it since pubertyâŠâ
      The two girls are probably too drunk and too horny to process what youâre saying, but one of them starts giggling uncontrollably and flops down on the floor. The other loses interest in you and resumes sucking Jamesâ dick, not that he seems to notice.
      âIn your gut?â James laughs. âIâm⊠dude Iâm too drunk for this shit.â
      âWellâŠâ Thereâs really nothing else for it. Itâs now or never, and you wanna get bred NOW. You drop your pants and turn around and bend forward slightly, presenting yourself. âHere, just, see for yourself! If you donât believe me.â
      James almost falls over as he laughs harder. A hand slaps his forehead. âSo⊠youâre THAT kinda kid. Thatâs what sheâs for, understand?â he says, petting the head of the ginger girl at his crotch. âI donât really need an ass, especially not a dudeâs ass⊠but hey Iâm in a good mood. Iâll bite. BRAD!â he yells.
      OH FUCK YES BRAD breed me the errant thought whistles through your sex-emptied head like a blast of cold wind.
      Thereâs no answer from the other side of the door. âDamnit,â James spits, âbabe, gimme my phone.â
      âOoookaayyy,â the girl on the floor says. She grabs it off the smelly bed and slaps it into his hand.
      James takes a few moments to text. He smirks at you when heâs done. âSo youâre a little faggot, huh?â He spits the word. If it were true, youâd probably be somewhat offended? But⊠itâs inaccurate. Sure, you want a dude to fuck you, but only because girls canât⊠satisfy this strange aspect of your biology when it rears its ugly head like a wild animal in estrus.
      You swallow and try to moisten your lips; you suddenly realize youâve been mouth-breathing⊠panting in anticipation⊠âWell no, but⊠sorta? I donât wanna be, but Iâve got this issueââ
      âHey. We donât judge around here,â James says. His smile is more predatory than reassuring. âItâs a house fulla young horny dudes, after all. SOMEONEâs bound to take it in the ass sooner or later. But. Yâknow. Weâre bros.â His nose wrinkles and his lips twitch. His hands grip the ginger girlâs head to his crotch and she moans a little. âSwallow hun⊠Ahhh⊠anyway dude. If you like it up the ass, I can guarantee thereâs a few guys here whoâll be more than happy to stuff ya on a semi-regular basis.â
      âI mean, I like girls too?â you say. âBut this is more of a âneed,â I guess, is how I could put it.â You straighten up a bit, slightly disappointed that the big studly president isnât about to firmly grasp you and give you the creamy filling you need⊠heâs got that broad, thick, vaguely triangular build that makes your stomach whimper and weep with a silent pleeeaaase pump me fuuullll!
You really canât help it. You used to wish, every night, to the stars and to any and every deity youâve ever heard of, to take this âcurseâ away from you. But then you learned to deal with it. You learned to accept it, even. You still find yourself wishing sometimes that it wasnât part of your life, but until you get miraculously âcured,â youâre just going to have to roll with it.
      And when the beefy fucking beefcake Brad throws the door open with a horny grin on his face, and steps right up to you, mumbling something about a âpleasant surprise,â your belly does a flip.
      âYo Brad. Get in here and fuck this kidâs ass.â
      âHell yeah wait WHAT?â Brad chokes out a startled laugh.
      âHe saysâŠâ James starts laughing again. âHe says that he can make beer inside himself. But⊠apparently, you gotta fuckâim first.â
      â⊠I mean, hey, Iâm game,â Brad says. He reaches for you. His big fingers wrap around your shoulders and pull you in. Then itâs his arms again, encircling you. Ohhh his arms are so nice. Warm. Muscular. Thick. Ohh heâs strong. Heâs so strong. If you had any thoughts of changing your mind, itâs too late now, youâre nowhere near strong enough to even attempt to get away from his manly grip. Heâs built like a soldier, and his short blond hair adds to the image. His bright voice whispers in your ear. âSo you like gettinâ stuffed, huh?â
      âYes and no,â you murmur. âJust câmon. Give it to me.â
      âHmm, alright,â Brad chuckles. You can feel his stomach puffing against you as he laughs. Then he turns you around. He tugs his boxers down and you feel his shaft slide up your crack. Heâs already slick. âWell donât you worry little guy. Iâll stuff ya. Stuff ya good. Iâm a good stuffer. Here, letâs⊠letâs go over here.â
      Brad marches you to the bed and bends you down on top of it. He leans against you. Big pecs press against your shoulders. âI didnât think I was gonna get to fuck a little prettyboy like you tonight. Are you a lil slut? You gonna be a lil slut for me??â
      âNooo,â you moan. His head is broad like his shoulders, and itâs starting to crack you open like a walnut. âOoooo nooo, but⊠but I need this⊠you guys donât understand, but⊠but Iâll explain later⊠just⊠just cum inside me ok? Please? Gimme all of it. All your cum. If I get enough⊠ooofff⊠mmm!â
      Bradâs sliding in steadily. His hands are at your hips. He wriggles you back and forth a little to aid in penetration and you clap your hand to your mouth to stifle your squeal. âOops. There it is,â Brad laughs gently. His big, callused hand grips your erection. âWas that it? That your sweet spot?â
      âMM-HMM!â you whimper through your hand.
      âAlright then.â
      âFuck this is hot,â says the ginger girl. Sheâs not even bothering with Jamesâ dick anymore. Her and the other girl previously attending James are sitting in each otherâs arms and have hands stuffed up each otherâs twats. Their lips and toes are twitching. Their bodies are completely covered in sweat.
      And James is climbing onto the bed in front of you. âHeh. Does it work from this end too?â
      âNooo, no,â you shake your head quickly. âYouâll dilute⊠youâll dilute the beer,â you grunt. âYou want cum in your beer? Nope. Gotta be back there.â You jerk your thumb back at Brad. âMaybe. Maybe when heâs doOOOoone OHFUCKâŠâ
      Brad mushes you into the moist bed. All you can smell is cum. You can actually taste it. You turn your face to finish what you were saying. âIf. He. When⊠fffuck. When heâs done!â
      Brad seems to be an expert buttfucker. He wasnât kidding when he said he was a good stuffer, really. Heâs swabbing your prostate mercilessly. Youâre starting to dribble down the side of the mattress.
      James frowns down at you. He ruffles your hair. âYou were sayinâ? Heh. Youâre so skinny. Look at you. You look like a high schooler. Were you a lil slut in high school too?â
      âNoooyyyyyEEESSS!â you yelp.
      âI thought so.â
      âNo, wait!â
      Brad rubs your chest and belly as he squeezes you close. âHere ya go lil buddy. Lotsa cum. Just for you.â And he starts to pump you full. Your entire body feels it. You can almost hear it. Youâre too sensitive to this sort of thing. His ejaculation freezes you in place and all you know is that pounding throb in your ears and temples, booom booom boooom booom like an underwater series of kicks.
      âHey James is it ok if we just crash on the pool table,â another male voice says from the doorway, âbecause Zack just⊠dude, dude what the FUCK are you guys doing?â he starts laughing.
      âNick get up in this. This lil dude just decides to show up and ask us all to fuck âim in the ass,â James says. Heâs got a hand around his dick, but at least he hasnât forced you to suck it yet. Heâs simply keeping himself semi-hard. Like heâs waiting his turn.
      âWhat? Seriously?â
      You look back. Nickâs a taller guy, lean and blond and judging by his looks, either a surfer or a skateboarder or a stoner.
      Brad hums in pleasure. âHeâs got a nice soft ass too. And he let me right in. Heâs done this before.â
      You sigh happily. Bradâs big hands are still rubbing your belly, and your body feels quenched, that awful sore coldness replaced by blooming warmth and fuzzies.
      Nick rubs his chin. âIâm⊠Iâm not gay, dude.â
      âFuck, bro, neither am I,â Brad laughs. He pulls out of you and wipes his dick on your crack before tucking it back in his boxers. One of his hands rubs your back. âBut shit dog. Just give this ass a try.â
      You roll over, smiling. âThanksâŠâ Already you feel that telltale gurgly bloat in your tummy. Whatever incredible and reality-defying process that causes cum to ferment inside youâŠ
      Your father never explained how it worked. Heâd studied biology his entire life in an attempt to figure out his own exact same problem, and heâd been so crushed, so guilt-ridden, when you hit puberty and started to have your own heat cycle. Lamenting that heâd passed his issues to you.
      Neither of you knew how it worked, but it did, that was the reality. At least your mom was understanding, if a little bemused when it came time to discuss and deal with the regular issue of âquenching the cycle.â
      âOoo,â you moan. Your hands gently rub your belly; you can feel it starting to get slightly bigger. âOoooo that was nice. Thanks⊠Brad.â
      âHeh. Donât mention it. Nice to have a soft hole to fuck,â he says, grinning a little sheepishly. âI just⊠whoa. WHOA. Dude. Duuuuude.â He leans over you. âJames you see this shit??â
      James, at your head, looks down at you. His face is upside down, but you can see his eyes widening. âUh. YEAH. Are you⊠no fuckinâ way. Câmere.â He grabs your shoulders and pulls you upright and then itâs HIS arms around your body and HIS hands on your belly and heâs so strong just like Brad and heâs already knocking at your backdoor. âHoly. Fuckinâ. Shit.â
      âWhatâs going on in here anyway?â Nick asks.
      âDude shut up a minute!â James snaps. âHeâs⊠heâs pregnant.â
âMmm,â you squirm happily in his big, manly arms. âIf⊠if you⊠um. If I get⊠more cum, Iâll make more beer for ya.â Heâs wonderful. You look down at his rippling muscles encasing you in a firm but gentle prison of masculinity. Something about the inevitability always drives you wildâsuch a big strong man canât help but seed you. You really donât have a choice, and neither does he.
      âFuck YEAH,â James says. Heâs got a slimmer, but longer cock than Brad, and he slips right inside your freshly used ring. âAnd⊠and this is for real, actually beer?â his hand pats your tummy, which is bubbling merrily as your strange body gets to work brewing up a batch. Mmmfff his hands are so nice and big and rough and warm⊠his arms, all around you, you wriggle with submissive arousal as he clasps you firmly against his manly body. These fratboys are even more virile than your high school buddies, their powerful bodies gushing with testosterone⊠theyâre going to put SO much beer in you and youâre going to feel so goodâŠ
      You remember that James asked you a question. âMm-hmm,â you nod your head. A dreamy look has come over you. It only really takes one guy to cum inside and soothe your heat cycle, but itâs best when you can brew up a nice big batch of beer, because that means your next cycle wonât be so intense. And of course, if you can get regularly inseminated, all the better, because then you donât have to go begging and presenting yourself to everyone with a slight bulge in their pants.
      Hell, you can even find time to grab an equally slutty girl and go to town on her.
      Nickâs hand strokes his bulge. âAre you⊠is he getting bloated?? Shit, whatâre you guys doinâ to him?â
      âWeâre⊠knockinâ⊠rrrgggg,â Jamesâ voice is gruff and throaty in your ear, âknockinâ âim up!!â He too soon begins to pump a nice thick load into your tummy. Rich and creamy like expensive butter, you feel it plopping into your walls, into that odd space youâve come to think of as your âkeg.â A woman, with her womb, must feel something similar, but yours doesnât create babies. Instead it stretches and swells to brew up a delightfully smooth lager, somehow converting man-seed into a tasty party beverage that was THE single most reason you got invited to every social event during high school.
      James has a stunned look on his face as he pulls you back slightly to look you in the eyes. His cock throbs inside you, nearly finished injecting his load, but⊠but he doesnât soften. âThis. Is⊠I like this. I like this. Youâre in. You, little bro. You are IN.â
      âHeh⊠like what?â you ask.
      He bear hugs you to his chest. He nuzzles the back of your head and his huge hands rub your slowly growing stomach, pressing the tightening, growing bulge gently. âTHIS. I knocked you up. This⊠is fuckinâ hot.â
      His two girls are an absolute mess, moaning quietly and shivering in each otherâs arms. James lets you go, pulling out and getting to his feet on shaky legs. âI ainât cum that hard since⊠shit. Yesterday? Hahaha⊠whatâd you think about that ladies?â he smirks at them and gives a little gunshow. âIâm such a stud I can knock up other DUDES. One of you wanna try sometime??â
      The two girls groan loudly and laugh.
      âDude stop,â Nick snaps at Brad, who seems to be dry-humping him every few seconds.
      âLemme stuff you too, bro,â Brad mumbles at him.
      âCâmon, lemme knock you up.â
âHow high are you??â Nick asks, shoving him away. In the dim light you can see that his face is slightly red.
      âCâmon Nick,â James says with a cocky smile. He reaches one big grasping hand for you and grabs your ankle, pulling you to the edge of the bed. âWe got âim nice and slick for ya. Youâll slide right in.â James grabs your other ankle and opens your legs like a needy whore. âCâmon and help us knock this lil bitch up.â
      Youâre too busy rubbing your bloating belly and enjoying the sensations to care about being called a âlil bitch.â Jamesâ fingers toy with your anatomy a little.
      Nick approaches. Like his body, his cock is long and lean, and heâs holding it in one hand tentatively. âItâs⊠itâs ok? Like heâs⊠yâknow, heâs clean and all?â
      James grips Nickâs shoulders and holds him in front of you, poised to enter. âFuck. The beer-slut. Nick. NOW. I want a keg. Tonight.â
      He gives Nick a little shove forwards and then reaches around Nick to grab your ankles again. Nickâs face is flushed and apprehensive, but he pokes your rear, then his eyes widen and he slides in almost as if he was pulled. James lets go of your ankles and they clamp shut around Nickâs torso automatically. Soon Nick is breeding you just as hard as his frat brothers. He leans over you and peppers you with little kisses and licks, making you twitch happily with each one, and then he smashes himself on top of you, pressing you into the bed.
      Pump, pump, pump, pump. In he goes, firing off a nice new rhythm of bursts into your tummy. Your abdomen thrusts steadily upwards, pushing Nickâs body up with it.
      âHahahahaholy fuckinSHITdudedude whatthefuckwhatthefuck holyshit whatthefucking FUCK???â Nickâs voice shivers with a giddy incredulity. He leans back a little to look down at your belly pushing him away from your body. âYouâre⊠whoa. WHOA. Youâre like blowing up dude!â
      âMmm-hmm!!!â you nod quickly. âMmmmmâŠâ
      His long-fingered hands splay on your belly as it puffs up and bloats. âIâm⊠did I⊠do this??â
      James is right behind him. âFuck this is hot. Fuck. Fuck. If I wasnât completely empty Iâd have another go at it. Fffffuck. Look at you grow. And that is for real, no shit, actual beer in there?â
      âYOUâll find OUT soOooooonnâŠâ you moan. Your toes are curling and your fingers twitch.
      âGet OFF!â Nick laughs as James grinds against his back.
      âI should fuckinâ impregnate you too,â James mutters. He lets go of Nick and shoves him off, pointing at him and Brad and the open door. âGo get the others. Both of you. Get Zack, get Jake, get Rick, Brendan, Steve⊠get âem all up here. SHIT man you look full-term already.â Once more his huge callused hands are all over your belly. âHow do we get the beer out? Hose in your ass?â
      You try to lean down but your belly is now getting much too big for you to reach that far. You canât really get up anyway. âOoooo itâs⊠itâs in my pocket⊠reach⊠down there⊠You need a tap⊠I canât get itâŠâ
      And all the while you continue to bloat. You can feel the beer bubbling and sloshing inside you. Itâs wonderful. It tickles and soothes. You donât need to drink it yourself. Youâre already as pleasantly warm and mellow as can be. Utterly perfect. Your gut rises up above you like a smooth, shiny hill, and your navel pops up like a timer. You usually imagine a âdingâ accompanying it when it does that.
      James pulls a spigot out of your cargo shorts. âUhh⊠this?â
      âMm-hmm!â you nod emphatically. âI canât⊠oooff you gotta help me get up though Iâm⊠Iâm too heavy nowâŠâ
      The big frat boy puts his manly strength to use and hefts you up off the bed, cradling you in his muscular arms as he gently inserts the tap into your bellybutton. âLike, uhh⊠like this?â
      âYep, yepâŠâ you nod. âAnd then, uhh⊠just get a cup or something⊠mmmâŠâ you relax in his burly arms. And you shiver when he props you against the wall and sucks on the spigot without even bothering to get a proper drinking vessel. Beer gushes out of you, into his waiting mouth.
      âFUCK this is awesome.â James looks at the door as more frat boys start to arrive.
      âWhatâs up dude?â
      âWhatâs going on in here?â
      âSmells like sex in here.â
      âOh hey, is this a new guy?â
      And James takes a few moments to explain whatâs going on in simple, single-minded jock terms, and soon you feel the warm press of big heaving bodies all around you, the room filling with deep voiced grunts and unintelligible swearingâŠ
      Your increasingly âpregnantâ beer-belly fills your fading vision.
      Ahhhhh youâre too exhausted and happy to bother fighting to stay awake.
      But you know youâll be fine. This has happened before.
      Just before you pass out you have one last thought: Iâm. Getting. HUGE.
      When you finally return to consciousness
      Youâre sprawled out nude under a blanket, placed carefully on a soft couch. It takes you a moment to bring the room into focus but theyâre all around you like members of a cult getting ready to pray at an altar. Their eyes, staring at you in wonder and lust. Every couple of seconds you hear belches all around you, some loud, some small and quietâŠ
      You focus on James, whoâs casually seated in a big armchair like the slouching, smirking leader he is. His finger taps the side of his face as he leans into the palm of his hand. âWell guys⊠urp I think we found us a mascot finally.â
      âDude,â says one of the frat boys. âMascot?â
      âWe can literally knock him up with fuckinâ BOOZE man,â Brad says. âThis kidâs a motherfuckinâ treasure.â
      âYeah man we gotta protect him,â Nick says. âIf Delta Nu Sigma finds out what he can do?â
      Ohhh how nice, to have a big group of big strong men getting protective over you.
      Belching and burping and full of your product.
      A large warm hand descends from over the back of the couch to pat your stomach.
      âOr those douchebags from the community college?â
      âOhh they probably will at some point,â James says, oozing confidence and certainty. He eyes you like a king surveying his domain. âLittle dude⊠the possibilities youâve just opened up for usâŠâ his voice and eyes grow distant for a quiet moment. âWe could⊠hmm⊠imagine⊠parties⊠fund raisersâŠâ
You stare at him through a fatigued, lust-filled haze. His abs seem somewhat faded; he mustâve drank copious amounts of your fresh brew. Brad is noticeably bloated too, in fact, you can see quite a few boozy bloats around the room, protruding from under pecs, sitting atop bonersâŠ
      James snaps his fingers at a nearby brother. âIs that room in the basement clean?â
      âUhh⊠no.â
      âWell go fuckinâ clean it!â Jamesâ eyebrows rise up and the brother scurries off, taking a few other frat boys with him. âWe gotta roll out the red carpet for this lil fucker, chop chop guys.â
      He grins at you. His eyebrows arenât the only things in the room that rise.
      Holy crap every. Single. Bro. In the room. Is. Nude.
      You shiver and reflexively clench your ass, and realize that your hole feels like itâs been greased. Your belly is flat again, the tap sticking out of your permeable navel like a sports ball in need of re-inflation. Thereâs now a couple of different hands, attached to arms of various levels of bulk and power, patting and rubbing your flexible, quivering tummy.
      James beckons to someone behind you with a calm little twitch of two fingers. âBring him over here. I wanna impregnate him again.â
AN: hi fellow pervs thanks for reading my story about totally-not-Zac-Efron-from-Neighbors causing absurdly accelerated alcoholic mpreg apologies to the delectable mods for having to read yet another of my âwhat the fuckin fuck are you smokingâ ideas
this is lamarcodon signing off