Oh’ Hello! Paparazzi dee here. Could you spare an exclusive interview Miss Susie Haltmann? yes? Thanks. 1st question, have you unmechanized the other planets that Mr. Haltmann have done so before your promotion, and did it reduced production in any kind or have the new direction didn’t bring some setbacks? 2nd question, are there plans to make more stock meta knights or are there copyright issues from using his likeness, it could be used for defence across dreamland or to other planets… so are you in the process of making them? and then, 3rd question, rumours and certain photos surfaced that shown you and Mr. Haltmann, On a non mechanized planet, have you made a sort of revival machine? Would you release it to the public in the far future? and then to the last 4th question, could you release a date for your latest phone?
Susie Haltmann: "...Yes. I did indeed go through the process of un-mechanizing planets whom' leaders agreed to have Haltmann Works Company's influence and advancements removed and it is done so in a safe, efficient and quick manner. We have even offered conservation and environmental restoration services to those who agree to have Haltmann Works Company's mechanization undone! Haltmann Works Company, now more than ever, strives for a green and friendly outlook in out practices. This directions has caused minor production and logistical setbacks but we are working hard to find a pipeline that can retroactively counteract these problems. Rest assured, this new change in Haltmann Works Company's practices will not befall problems onto the stakeholders or consumers. Thank you. Next question."
Susie Haltmann: "A-Absolutely not! There are no plans for the reproduction of Stock Mecha Knight models for mass consumer grade purposes. We attempted to have worked closely with the talent used in its creation, however, he has decided not to lend his likeness for a reproduction despite out negotiations. It is because of this and due to the ethical and costly issues faced in its reproduction we cannot produce them for public consumer usage. However, dear consumer, do not fret. We are hoping to roll out an alternative that carries similar appeal and power that pleases both the stakeholders and consumers of our defense products and we hope to role out models of these robots for domestic and healthcare usage too. Regarding any possible footage of Stock Mecha Knights being used now this is because there is a limited collection stock of said androids kept for historical purposes but they are.... for company usage only. Thank you. Next question."
Susie Haltmann: "A...revival machine? Those had to be, very tasteless, rumors and artificially generated imagery. Next question."
Susie Haltmann: "FOUR MONTHS! Hee-hee! That's right! The Haltworks Pro Max 56 comes out in four months, pre-ordering is already available so please reserve your orders ahead of time! We have made major improvements in both its hardware, software, and even aesthetic appeal! It will roll out in the colors pink, cherry, mint, silver, white, black, and sky blue! We have even improved it accessibility for organisms possessing non-finger appendages, so no more relying on the Haltworks Pro Max Styluses!"
-Susie Patrya Haltmann, President of Haltmann Works Company
