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I’m having Alfredo today, let’s see how my stomach is after that.

oml my farts stink so bad rn I wish someone could sniff them.

I love hearing people cough at work whenever I silently fart, imagine if they had it up close 🤭

I just wanna sit my naked ass on someone’s face and torture them with my putrid gas

I wish someone sniff my ass while I gas their nose with my wet farts (panties optional) What a dream 😔

Birria tacos really fuck my stomach up oml my gas is rancid

I love farting with no underwear, It feels more free and it’s more bubbly— more stinky too ;)

Me and my friend were playing Mario Kart because we were bored and they said, “Whoever wins gets to do whatever they want to the other person” and of course I agreed because I just had deviled eggs and I was so gassy. I won so I sat on her face and farted on her for a long time, ooo baby I loved the way she squirmed under my ass gagging because of how bad my gas was. After 30 minutes she gave up, so I removed my pants, and farted on her with only my underwear on. I was eating these cheese Pringles while sitting on her and ughhh it just made it worse, I love being lactose intolerant. I made her sniff my ass and rub my stomach while I gassed her pretty little face ugh it felt so fckn good. Mmm my farts were so wet and bubbly her poor little nose just couldn’t contain it.

I let out a silent fart at work and someone down the hall was like, “you smell that?” 💀 (cheesy pasta is the best)

Ate some leftover cheesy pasta for breakfast, let’s see how my stomach is in the next hour

Wet farts are starting to mark my underwear, if only someone was here to sniff them for me

Just ate some deviled eggs with chocolate milk, who wants to be my gaming chair later? (I’m lactose intolerant)

so gassy rn I need someone’s face in my ass so I could let these bubbly farts out

decided to try sitting on my old plushie while farting, 10 minutes later now it smells like crap.

Had some dragon fruit with lemon water and I can’t stop farting, need a cushion rn ✌️