Pootus D Tootus (Teh D Stand For Dootus)

De no gui is akshally quiet nice he nam i zegus an i fink he mite be my sun or sunfin bc he likes to snifff me bomholl

Deres a noo guy in da hoose n hes rly smol an flufy bu lonken say i trator 4 assosiatin wifhim. i dunno wy, lonken is jus jelly bc da noo guy eets hes besquits.

U nevva yes what hapnen 2day. I was ivesticatin a worm cubbid when dor got shutted!. I woz in der 4 hers untel hooman rescued meh. Luklyy DDR was los of warmm blankies unside an I had a gud nap.

i hugry hooman lisen 2 meh

Lonken iz beanen a crezy! aAAAH STAHP

Wher do humons du leter trey doh?. Dey never poopo. Do dey jus esplode ?

is 2 hut 2 slep in funt od windew but i went 2 lok at berdies

Loonken rus reely fast fo a kat with shortt lehgs

i relly h8 humens bc der r so tollv and are hav no fer and wont let meh ootsides.

lelephand vaccum mosnetr aaaaaaaah save meh

I sed Lonken was 2 fattyc butt he sey dere is just morre o him to love

U kno when u have a relly god denner butt u still hengry. Do u ever steel frens dinnner. I steel trend Lonkens all of de time but it OK becase he is fatty tubbers aweddy

I no meen to be rassist but all regdoll. Cats r look de SAMiiji. I is alowwed 3 sey BC me Fred is a regdolln gat. He name LOnken F PonKen and he is ver FATTY BC he eats all of teh fishds

U shold relly eat a spodir,,. Dey r teste gud like string an meet at same time BC DAT is good cobmonatinns! ! !!!!km!!!l!!!!!!

One of de humanx iz a vegyterrier or sumfing wich meen she don't EET no meet nAd only eeat gern stuff wich is grozz