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*drops wizard staff and hat on you then runs* MAGICS MUDDAFUKA

WHY DO YOU YAP SO MUCH? PLEASE TRY SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

hello there!!

Is your celib^cy only with flushed ^nd pitched rom or does it extend into p^le and ^shen too?

-{IMayØnlyBe11SweepsØldButWøulddYøu}-

*Hands you a plate of steamed broccoli*

You okay kVnkri?

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

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moth

you would actually be considered altersex! intersex is specific to something that differs from the usual binary biology between sexes of a species. and since trolls are all hermaphrodites, aka that is the expected biological outcome, they wouldn't all be intersex! that isnt to say intersex trolls wouldn't exist, im not the most versed in troll biology but im assuming hormone imbalances and chromosomes exist in some way to you as well, so it's definitely possible but not the norm. just like humans :)!