basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

“oh just do it when you come home” i am dead. “oh just do it on your days off” i am bearing with getting reanimated. after being dead throughout the week.

My favorite ship dynamic is "they're both extremely stupid in completely different ways and extremely smart in completely different ways, but rarely is any of that useful because they just get extra double stupid when together"

homericwhims is now apollon-emos.

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

how dare you try and make plans with me last second, don't you know about the veggies? don't you realize i have carefully planned out the use of my fresh produce as to use it all before it rots? you think i can just "go out" for "dinner"? grow up

by Alex Hyner