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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

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"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

thisgamergirlsstuff

throwback to my family home not having internet until 2020 (and it was because rich people moved in down the street and wanted it) :)

poopanddoof

I can remember when they were putting in the internet lines and everyone at achool was keeping track of who's house it had been put at and who may be next

If the fountain of youth was carbonated I might just have to die.

#guzzle guzzle

The American public really is hoping we lose World War 3

#it worked for Germany #my walmart pickup guys idea

Indebted servitude is literally just a loan

#capitalism is just the newest incarnation of the tyrany of whiteness

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Bread?

White

Cheese?

American

#bro you didnt have to put your politics in a fucking sandwhich

What is it about young hetero cis men adopting the styles of queer people?

#i thought you thought we werent cool

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

Me sitting in the outside chair instead of the inside chair:

Woah you're being CRAZY

#autism

When other people do it it's rude and stupid and when I do it it's called finesse

#reckless driving

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Me whiper-yelling to myself in public:

Keep it together! KEEP IT TOGETHER!!!

#my psychiatrist says thats normal

Of all the drags and the drudgeries, this one is my favorite

#the lesser of infinite evils #maybe even a good

Yeah he sucks ass

That's why he's full of shit

#fucking asshole

Sometimes I think God does not miraculously save humans from earthly circumstances

And then my fart is silent in the library

#thank god

I have my water, I have my snack

I have my burdens on my back

#off to the library

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willshaper

You know who could fix America? Szeth son son vallano.

poopanddoof

And yet still... even more...

#Szeth? can you hear me?#where's your fucking rock

Dropping someone's legal name in roller derby feels like dead naming them. Like sorry... Richard?

#roller derby

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