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When you drink alcohol, both you and the alcohol get drunk.

male photographers really do kill me because they get a fucking nikon, canon or an instax mini and shoot light skin naked girls on a white or pastel backdrop like some discount terry richardsons and really think they killing shit like that’s amazing like the majority of male photographers, especially on this site, have all of two talents being musty and exploiting women and that’s a snapple fact

Beef jerky is kind of like a cow raisin

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

Me always

me

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

i love making you happy!! it’s my favorite thing in the whole world