boohla

this is amazing I’m so thankful it didn’t end up with anyone dying or else I’d cry myself to sleep

Snitchin

i literally thought “wow cordless hairdryers exist now” until i realized…

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

This is a personal attack.

this is like a group chat

once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

is your brother’s friend mr krabs

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately and it’s a really good way to avoid crossing the line between teasing friends and genuinely upsetting them by accident, or stopping debates from turning into actual arguments

Wait but no this is actually a brilliant idea. 

302 Social interaction

My family has “I’m over it” whatever conversation or situation you might be in, “I’m over it” means I am done this is a hard stop. If its like a store at the mall it means I need extraction immediately because of allergies or anxiety or PTSD or whatever and I need meds or to get out or hands are gonna fly.

Bring this back!!!!! I had this in an old friend group, and in a large group chat I was a part of! It’s a really simple way of including people with trauma, anxiety, triggers, and squicks! (Squick = not a trigger, but makes the person very very uncomfortable.)

what a plot twist

are you fucking kidding me

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal