Pooh Cub

First of a two-part post. Stills from Gilligan’s Island, which I watched some months ago (every last episode and the three made-for-TV movies that followed, a proud achievement for me). The Skipper’s bulge is ever present and so I thought that with careful attention I might in time see the clear outline of a penis head, to find just one moment somewhere, but alas, no such luck.

The stills here then are just the most glaring or unusual crotch moments I found. In one still, for example, you see the bulge is down the right leg when every other time it goes to the left. You also see another still where it looks like his fly is partially undone.

For those interested in Alan Hale Jr, this is much more compelling, what looks like like a glimpse of Hale’s balls, from the 1970 western There Was A Crooked Man: