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You woke up in the woods something like 20 minutes ago, with no recollection of ending up there. Last thing you remember, you were on the way to Canterlot to address the emergency directly with the princesses, but everything after getting off the train is fuzzy.

Your first instinct was to fly to Ponyville, but.. well. We all know how that went.

This “better place” idea intrigues you.* Yes, he’s most certainly found himself at home by now, and having a tearful reunion with his late wife— not to mention his hundred other direct relatives. Such is the virtue of rabbit copulation.

Actually, now that you think of it, does this concept apply to those ponies you viciously clobbered and/or ripped to pieces? Do they go to the same place? Heaven is starting to seem a little complicated.

Wait, why are you wasting your time like this? You need to find your friends!

If this is really the Everfree Forest, then maybe you could find Zecora’s cottage somehow. Most of these plants seem native to Ponyville, but even then.. you don’t know where you’re going.

*(This line of reasoning could have consequences…!)

You woke up in the woods something like 20 minutes ago, with no recollection of ending up there. Last thing you remember, you were on the way to Canterlot to address the emergency directly with the princesses, but everything after getting off the train is fuzzy.

Your first instinct was to fly to Ponyville, but.. well. We all know how that went.

This “better place” idea intrigues you.* Yes, he’s most certainly found himself at home by now, and having a tearful reunion with his late wife— not to mention his hundred other direct relatives. Such is the virtue of rabbit copulation.

Actually, now that you think of it, does this concept apply to those ponies you viciously clobbered and/or ripped to pieces? Do they go to the same place? Heaven is starting to seem a little complicated.

Wait, why are you wasting your time like this? You need to find your friends!

If this is really the Everfree Forest, then maybe you could find Zecora’s cottage somehow. Most of these plants seem native to Ponyville, but even then.. you don’t know where you’re going.

*(This line of reasoning could have consequences…!)