Nov 19, 2023
Alternate Universe in which:
The 1st Doctor always calls Chesterfield by his right name.
The 2nd Doctor’s aunt isn’t actually giddy.
The 3rd Doctor alters the inertia of the electron circulation.
The 4th Doctor eats his own jelly babies, looking at other people menacingly and never offers any.
The 5th Doctor sticks a carrot to his lapel because its juice might be good for him.
The 6th Doctor actually likes carrot juice.
The 7th Doctor is the Pinky to Ace’s Brain.
The shoes never fit.
