love yourself to death

where’s my ghibli moment?? Not the cute one, I mean the one where a wild girl tries to stab me in the neck and I dramatically mumble from the dirt ‘you’re beautiful’ up at her

YOU FOOL that only makes him stronger

kinda fucked up that i happened to be born in the one fucking era of history since the dawn of mankind that i cant just swing a sword around in the mud for a few years and then die

calling mario “red luigi” is a power move that could make even god himself fear you

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding 

i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey

How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.

“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”