Weapon-People!

“Wouldn’t that make you lose them faster? I mean, they probably won’t do anything anyways... They’re not weapons. I don’t think...”

“I dunno what use they’d be, but you can if you want to! They might get lost, though, if you throw them I mean.”

“Well, D&D is mostly accurate, but... There’s no dice rolling, and when you get attacked, it actually hurts...”

“Oh, I wouldn’t suggest that. They’re... Nasty. Violent, and way too mean... They’ll kill you given the chance, you know?”

“Oh no, we’re not doing this. No ducks. No duck noises. Get. Out.”

“Um- Um-- Maybe???”