politelystealsyourorgans

guess who's back... more bloodymary be upon ye! *throws a brick with paper on it* this'll mention some mutated!Simon in the beginning, so very tiny, itsy bitsy gore mention warning! not a lot, i'm not very descriptive sigh simon "the butcher" who has teeth growing out of his missing arm area and is severely freaked out by it, grace who is gobsmacked and doesn't really freak out until he learns that the teeth move grace "the savior" who brushes/cleans simon's extra cheek-teeth since Simon refuses to, Simon who refuses to because he thinks it would be 'nice' to the 'monster' on his face ("They can still rot like regular teeth." "Then let them rot, it's stupid and creepy as shit." "StIllL paRT oF YoU, BUtcHEr." "I'm gluing this shit shut--" "Oh my goodness...") simon "the butcher" who is still getting used to his 'additions' yet somehow beefs with his cheek-teeth (as mentioned before, it talks), grace "the savior" who found it so interesting that he named the second mouth since it technically isn't simon even if he could sometimes feel what the teeth felt (name is up for debate if anyone has any ideas... *looks away with a subtle awkward whistle) (quick add) simon "the butcher" whose cheek-teeth/mouths bites... and maybe he developed the habit too (chewing on pens, fingernails, sometimes his own fingers since he hardly feels pain anymore), grace who suspected it was some oral fixation thing (because he's that awkward) only for simon to deny it and say it was only a mild habit grace "the savior" who knows that simon doesn't like the sea and told the eridians to make a garden/forest part for him, simon who nearly cries because he doesn't think he deserves it simon "the butcher" who was blamed for over 60+ deaths, got into prison fights, trained to fight/kill for a tree ever since he was a child... simon "the butcher" who has the gentlest touch on erid.. who apologizes for small things, who holds grace's hand when he's scared, who is careful not to crush grace while cuddling... grace who notices his gentle touch and can't help but yearn to prove how loved simon is and can be cutie patooties 🥹❤‍🩹

sprinkle of bloodymary hcs be upon ye simon "the butcher" who is also a yapper but yaps about things that anger him or the Eden tree, grace who listens then yaps about plant science facts because he knows simon listens to it the most grace "the savior" who introduces simon to music he saved from home, simon who seems to prefer instrumental piano over loud music, but simon who also seems to enjoy Pixies as well simon "the butcher" who gets easily frustrated from his (undiagnosed) ADHD and POTS, grace who helps calm him down and reassures him that everything is fine and normal grace "the savior" who sometimes finds simon awake in the middle of the night tending to his night plants because of his nightmares and lets him calm down or help him simon "the butcher" who has no clue what a movie is, grace who gathers the little eridian pebbles and rocky to create a puppet show for him since they don't have any movies on erid, simon who actually enjoys them instead of thinking their childish grace "the savior" who doesn't swear because he used to be (and still kind of is) a middle school teacher, simon who curses like a sailor like it's half of his vocab, grace who doesn't mind it or scold him unless it slips out around the pebbles simon "the butcher" who apologizes for small inconveniences, grace who finds it endearing and doesn't try to tell him to stop because he knows it'll frustrate simon more and wring out more "sorry's" grace "the savior" who has the sass of a teenage girl, simon who deals with his "grumpy, sleepy" moods and doesn't bitch back about it (there will be some heavy sighs here and there though) you're welcome

simon(saved au) headcanons be upon ye simon "the butcher" who is somehow saved from a living hell by another human named grace simon "the butcher" who freaks/crashed out when in the hail mary medbay after waking up and nearly attacks said human simon "the butcher" who accidentally ran into the screen room on the ship and passes out from the sight of the forest setting simon "the butcher" who can't swim and has panic attacks when accidentally pulled by the tides in grace's dome space on erid simon "the butcher" who has been there for three months and developed POTS from his PTSD on the blood moon simon "the butcher" who still has hallucinations and nightmares and takes care of his cluster of plants in grace's dome house to take his mind off of it simon "the butcher" who still has mutations and his extra cheek-teeth seems to have a mouth/mind of its own and has tried to tape it shut many times (it doesn't work)

(i have written a four page essay about iron lung... do i have an addiction? 😣)

why has no one paralleled bloodymary with the astronaut and the diver, question? (i would but i'm not an artist.)