Polish and Shine

35-24-35

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.

it’s so refreshing to see someone as famous and popular as she is with teen girls be so honest about mental illness

i HAVE to start remembering this when I go running.

xoJane published an article written by a woman still living with the man who sexually abused her as a child and included her picture and the state she lives in.  HERE is a link to the indiegogo campaign to raise funds to get her out of the dangerous situation she’s in. Any help would be hugely appreciated, spread the word <3

white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.

totalitarian dystopian future lit is like “what if the government got so powerful that all the bad stuff that’s already happening ALSO HAPPENED TO WHITE PEOPLE?”

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

"Happy's Hairless Whorehouse, we pluck 'em, you fuck 'em"