Observation blog.

I live and work in the main wing of the Toon Hall, so if you'd like, come say hello sometime.

Yes, they stand for October 26th, 1998. That's when this whole experiment began.

I apologize for the fright, but I assure you, Santa is alive, well, and very much real.

Why. Why would you do this. What have I done to deserve this.

I'm afraid not.

I see. I have more bad news for you, then.

I... I don't know. I genuinely do not know what would happen if I were called that. I don't think I'd be referred to by name nearly as often.

I have good news for you, immediately followed by bad news.

As far as I know, he's married (or close to it) and has a daughter.

Not at all. I hug it all the time. Gently, of course.

I'm not sure how to explain to you that Mickey Mouse is a real person. And yes, surprisingly, so is Launchpad. Who is now in my lab uninvited.

He's What.

I can see how intimidating it might look, but I promise, there is nothing for you to fear. It's a very safe machine to be around.

I wouldn't wish this fate upon anyone else.

It's always done that. I think it gives me a bit of character, personally.

Thank you for reaching out regardless! Have a good day.

I will never stop doing what I love. I promise you that.